Bisexual Blues

by David O. Sullivan

  Norris kissed Dino. “I don’t care who knows. I’m tired of hiding.”

  Dino shook his head. “Not me. I’m not gay, well, not totally.”

  “I’ll keep it secret about you.”

  “If you come out, it’ll be natural for them to think I’m gay.”

  Chapter 4

  A week later, on their days off, Dino strode light-hearted next to Norris up to Amelia’s place and walked in late for the party.

  Norris teased, “Can we hold hands and kiss when we get drunk?”

  “You’re turning into a wise-ass as I’m trying to be more mature.”

  Amelia met them with a sway in her walk, slurred speech, and booze on her breath. She screeched, “Dino, Norris, you finally made it.” She kissed them both with tongue, and then giggled. She returned to the party, sucking from a bottle of tequila.

  Dino’s dick grew. Loud music blared. There were over twenty in attendance. Dino recognized most officers and some dispatchers, others he didn’t know. He licked his lips. “Norris, something was on Amelia’s lips and tongue.”

  “Yeah, probably dip or something.”

  Dino scrunched his brows. “If I didn’t know better, I’d say it was pussy juice.”

  Norris groaned. “That’s stupid. How could she lick her own pussy?”

  Dino crooked his head at him. “I’m not saying it’s her juice.”

  They added their twenty-four pack to the kitchen counter and opened beers.

  Norris moved close to whisper to Dino. “Honey, can I mingle, or would you prefer I stay by you?”

  Dino pushed him away. “Stop it. I don’t want anyone to know, at least I don’t think so.”

  “And I don’t care anymore.” Norris stared Dino in the eye. “I really don’t care. I’ll take the consequences.”

  The guys separated and mingled. They chatted, ate, and drank. Of course, a majority of the party was for cops and about cops, and an array of stories went around. Most of the officers there likely had ten years or less on the department, but there were a few old salts who gave an interesting tang to the gang.

  Hours later, Dino sat on the patio, chatting with another officer who stood and left when a tall, tight-assed blonde in a ponytail sat next to him, smiling.

  “Damn, gotta get off my feet for a while.” She slipped a shoe off and rubbed a foot.

  Seeing that her wedding finger was naked, Dino offered, “Would it be easier if I did that for you?” He rotated his chair toward her.

  She hoisted a foot to his lap. He set his beer down and massaged her foot.

  “Oooh, that’s awesome. I thought you were just hitting on me. You know what you’re doing.”

  “My mom was a waitress. I’ve massaged her feet since I was eight.”

  “So you weren’t hitting on me?”

  He laughed. “Yeah, I was. You just made it easy. I’m Dino.”

  “I know who you are, duck-fucker.” She made quacking sounds. “I’m Kerri.”

  “Ah, yeah, dispatcher. One of my training officers said never fall in love with a dispatcher’s voice cuz they’ll be fat and ugly when you meet them.” He winked. “You’re beautiful.”

  “I’m also intoxicated, and you have a girlfriend.”

  He motioned for her other foot. She gave it. “How do you know about me?”

  “Amelia’s my bud, and I know you date a nurse from the hospital.” She smirked. “Dispatchers know everything; never piss one of us off.” She cackled and drained her drink. “Awww, I’ll marry you just for the foot massage.”

  Dino smirked. “I’d want to massage more than just your feet.”

  They chatted, with Kerri filling him on the dispatch perspective of police work and her twelve years’ experience as she vented about asshole cops who rated her profession just above that of slave, and the horror of an officer calling for help after he’d been shot.

  “I was on the channel in 1977 when rookie Sean Patton went to a domestic call alone. A few minutes later, the kid came on the radio, saying he’d been shot.” Her voice broke. “I was so afraid for him. I sent back up, and he quit talking. I needed to hear he was okay.” She shrugged and wiped tears from her eyes. “I couldn’t stand it if an officer got killed on my shift. He came out of it okay, thanks to his ballistic vest. He’s a rookie sergeant now.”

  “They told us that story in the academy.” Dino stood behind her and massaged her neck and shoulders. “You’re like our guardian angels when we’re on the streets. I wonder if we called in and no one answered.”

  Norris wandered to the patio. “There you are. I thought you went home with some sexy lass.”

  “Naw, just massaging one here.”

  Norris eyed Kerri. “Hi, Kerri.” He bent and pecked her cheek, but she grabbed his head and planted a wet one on his lips.

  “I’m glad you came to the party, Dino. You’re cool.” She blushed. “You don’t mind that I’m older than you, do you?”

  Norris smiled, shook his head, and faced Dino. “Everyone else has left. I’m kinda fucked up. You stayed sober, right? To drive us?”

  “No. You’re supposed to stay sober.”

  Norris shook his head. “Let’s stay and help Amelia clean up to kill some time.”

  Dino finished his massage and kissed the top of Kerri’s head.

  She held one of his hands and squeezed. “I’m sorry to have gotten emotional on you.” Her gaze obviously settled on his groin.

  “It’s cool.” He and Chris never agreed to be exclusive with each other. He remembered that she wanted to bed the ER doctor.

  Amelia joined them in the patio, slouching into a chair. “Well, this was a bust of a party, again, no orgy. I have to go to the library and see how the Romans did them, must be a system.” She laughed.

  Norris moaned. “Amelia, Dino and I are too intox to drive. Can we stay and help clean up to kill time?”

  She jumped to her feet. “Men who want to clean? Hell, yes. Are you both secretly gay?” She cackled long and hard. The guys shook their heads.

  The foursome pitched in to clean the patio and apartment. Dino and Norris each had a large trash bag with party stuff and headed to the kitchen for Amelia.

  Dino called, “Amelia, where’s the dumpster for the apartment—” He halted, and Norris bumped into him.

  Amelia had Kerri backed into the counter with her blouse open and a hand under the bra. They were locked in an open-mouth kiss. The guys stared.

  She glanced at them while keeping Kerri in a lip lock, but finally broke the embrace. “Go out the front door, right on the sidewalk, take the second left. You’ll see it.” She pushed Kerri’s bra up, exposing a taught breast.

  Kerri’s hands held Amelia’s ass, still clad in tight jeans. The guys stared.

  Amelia said, “If you’re not taking the garbage out, then come and give us a hug, boys.” The guys looked at each other. “I know you kids are young, but you must have seen a titty or two.”

  Dino’s wise-ass bubbled up. “I’ve only been to second base. I’m still a virgin.” He smirked.

  Norris moaned. “And I’m gay.”

  The women cackled and opened up to invite the guys for a hug, which they accepted. They kissed the guys deep and hard, and then traded.

  Amelia crowed, “Maybe we can have that orgy after all.”

  When Dino’s mouth was available to speak, he said, “Legally, an orgy must have ten in attendance. Otherwise, it’s just a fuck session.”

  Amelia slapped him playfully. “Don’t rain on my fucking parade. If I say it’s an orgy, then it is.” The foursome laughed.

  Kerri removed her blouse and flung her bra. “Aw, I don’t know if I want to go back to guys.”

  “These guys are cool; they won’t brag that they bagged a lesbian.” Amelia kissed her.

  Dino shed his shirt and winked at Norris, who did the same. Dino lifted Amelia’s T-shirt from her jeans and removed it, and the bra right after.

  She grabbed his hard-on. “Good man! Loc
ked and loaded and ready for battle. You’re such a hottie. I’ve wanted you for a long time, Dino. Even your name is sexy.”

  Dino kissed her. “I came in my pants the first time I heard your name. Are you a lezzie, too? You were making out with a girl.”

  “I’m a switch hitter. I take what turns me on. Kerri and I have been lovers for a while. She’s tired of men.”

  Kerri sucked Amelia’s nearest tit. “Because you turn me on so much.”

  Amelia moaned while moving her hand to Norris’s package. “So how long have you guys been lovers?”

  The guys shot a look to each other.

  Kerri cried, “Damn, Amelia, you’re right. They are doing the dastardly deed.”

  Dino instinctively yelled, “No, we’re not!”

  Amelia opened Dino’s jeans and dropped them, palming his cock. “Too late to deny it. If you weren’t fucking each other, you both would have denied it right away, plus you gave each other the ‘oh shit’ look. Oh, you admitted it to me a while back.” She kissed him before kneeling and yanking his briefs down to engulf his cock in her mouth.

  Kerri calmed him. “We won’t tell.” She knelt and played with Amelia’s tits. “You have dirt on us, too.”

  Norris locked eyes with Dino and inched closer and closer. He landed a hand on Dino’s shoulders and still held the gaze. Norris brought both hands behind Dino’s head. Dino wanted to tell him no as a cauldron of emotions boiled in him, but his heart overruled. Like magnets, they kissed, long, deep, and hard with tongue.

  Amelia paused from sucking. “Oh, I’m getting my orgy. I think we’ll be more comfortable in my bedroom.” She took Kerri’s hand, who took Norris’s, who took Dino’s. They stood around, undressing, with the girls taking the lead.

  Kerri moaned and rubbed her clit. “Amelia, go down on me.”

  “Again?” She smiled. “I did that just before the party.”

  “Ha!” Dino grinned at Norris. “I told you I tasted pussy on her tongue before.”

  Kerri giggled. Amelia knelt and lapped.

  The guys kept their eyes on the girls’ actions while kissing and grabbing dick.

  Kerri patted Amelia. “I want to see you go down on the boys.” She waved them over. “Are you guys totally gay?”

  Dino hunched. “I guess I’m mostly into women. Sometimes guys turn me on, but Norris was my first.”

  Kerri stroked her jaw, as though in deep contemplation, as the guys lay on the bed. “I’ll assign a rating of sixty-five percent.”

  Dino blinked in confusion.

  “It means you’re bisexual, sixty-five percent girls, the rest boys. What about Norris?”

  Dino answered for his bud while jokingly clamping a hand on Norris’s mouth. “He’s done women but craves guys. We just started doing it last week.” He laughed. “Damn, it feels good to be able to freely talk about it.”

  Kerri licked Norris’s dick while Amelia took charge of Dino’s.

  Kerri said, “Hard to tell right now, but I pronounce Norris bisexual with an eighty/twenty boy/girl rating.” She cackled as she fondled Norris. “I’m the same; I’ll do a guy but favor girls.” She encased his cock with her mouth.

  Amelia sucked like a machine on Dino’s dick.

  He moaned. “Damn, you’re as good as your reputation.”

  She paused from sucking. “Dino, you’re hot. Why didn’t you ever hit on me?”

  He tightened his face. “Fear. You seem so cool and confident. Plus, you have two years seniority on me, and I thought it was bad to make an assumption based on rumors.”

  “I have sucked a lot of guys on the PD because I like to suck dick. I think everyone likes something long and hard in his and her mouth. Our society loves to shove hot dogs and bananas and popsicles in our mouths.” She focused on Dino’s dick and rubbed a finger around his guy pussy, making him jump. “I want you to cum, baby.”

  Dino nodded and stole a glance at Kerri as she serviced Norris’s cock. He seemed to be in heaven.

  Amelia alternated licking the length of Dino’s cock with fisting it and shoving it deep down her throat. As though reading his mind, she crowed, “Yes, you can come in my mouth, and don’t warn me; I like the surprise.”

  She swallowed it deep and flexed her throat muscles, bringing him to the brink. When she wet a finger and slipped it in his ass, he erupted and moaned at the cock contractions draining his needs and stress. She lifted from him and smiled, licking her lips. The next moment, they grabbed each other and kissed, long, hard, and deep. Then they focused on the other two. Norris’s eyes were closed, but his grin reported his pleasure. He gave subtle humps with his hips as Kerri pinched his nipples, making them red and erect.

  Dino watched with no negative thoughts or fears. Could the party have ended any better?

  Norris moaned soft, then louder, and yelled, “Awww. Oh. My. God.” He pushed Kerri’s hands off of his nipples and extracted his cock from her mouth. “Oh, my God. That’s the best blow I’ve had in my life.” He rolled with his head on Dino’s chest, hugging him. He whispered, “Can the party have ended any better? I hope you’re okay with us coming out to them.”

  Dino stroked Norris’s hair. “I think you were right; it was time. I’m not giving up pussy, but I don’t care if anyone knows I like dick.”

  Kerri and Amelia knelt into each other and kissed with tongue, feeling breasts. They fell horizontal, nudging the guys over to make room.

  Kerri moaned. “Make me come, bitch.”

  Amelia bit her lip, smirked, and worked a tit with her mouth and tongue while fingering Kerri’s pussy and clit. The guys repositioned like fans at a sporting event for the best view from the foot of the bed.

  Kerri asked Amelia, “Do either of the guys still have a hard-on?”

  Amelia checked. “They both do. How sexy.”

  “Make one of them fuck me as you work me with hand and mouth.”

  The guys traded glances, and Dino volunteered.

  “I’ll do it, if you’ll look at my ass, Norris. I like being watched.” He nodded to the girls. “I need a condom.”

  Amelia pointed to a nightstand drawer. Dino quickly donned the hood and hovered over Kerri. He rubbed his cock up and down her pussy and then slipped it in. She moaned. Dino shifted his focus down to his own cock, to Amelia, and over his shoulder to see if Norris was watching.

  Joy filled him; his stamina excited him. He pumped on and on, thriving on the facial expressions and moans from Kerri. Norris shifted again for a different view. He stroked his cock. They blew kisses to each other.

  Kerri yelled and clamped her legs against Dino. Amelia’s teeth closed on Kerri’s swollen nips as her hand maintained the action on the clit. Kerri yelled again and again. Her body rocked, relaxed, and tensed again until she went limp, panting.

  Dino accelerated his fucking. He’d never been with more than one person. This event made his heart swell and his head spin.

  Kerri glared at him with half-open eyes. “Fuck me. Pound me.”

  Dino thrust as fast and hard as he could.

  Amelia kissed Norris, and he let her. She moaned. “Damn, that boy can work.”

  His nuts tensed, and the rumbling in his head signaled the impeding climax. He became aware of his open mouth and huge grin. He groaned and came, and his body sizzled.

  He kept fucking Kerri as she moaned, “Come, baby, come.”

  When his cock relaxed and receded, he lay on her. They kissed. They all rested on the bed in boy-girl-boy-girl line-up.

  After a while, Kerri spoke in a gentle voice. “This was awesome. Not quite an orgy but a fantastic event. There must be some karma at work so that four bisexuals come together.” She laughed. “No pun intended.”

  Amelia agreed. “Yeah. Maybe we should start a club for gays, lesbians, and half-queers.”

  Kerri smirked. “Maybe we should. I’ve never seen guys fuck. I want them to do that.”

  Amelia nodded. “I can go for that.” She brought a pitcher of water and glasse
s. “I think we’ve all had enough booze. You boys can stay here. The couch opens to a bed.”

  Dino cuddled with Norris as they shared water. “Do you want to?”

  “I don’t know. Do you?”

  Kerri slapped them. “You carry guns, make life and death decisions, and can’t decide to stay the night. You’re like two fucking girls.” She slapped her hands to her face and spoke in a high voice. “Oh, do you want to stay? Oh, no, only if you do. Oh, oh, gosh, I don’t know.” She laughed.

  Norris groaned. “Okay, we’ll stay. He pecked Dino’s cheek. “May I fuck you so they can watch?”

  Dino’s heart pulsed. He nodded.

  Norris lay on top of Dino and kissed him. They couldn’t roll the width of the bed with the ladies there, but the intensity made an exceptional substitute.

  Dino’s heart pounded at the joy of making love with his best friend. He’d wanted to do it with a guy since junior high. “Fuck me.”

  Their eyes met. Norris got lube, spread Dino’s legs with Dino on his back, and got into missionary posture. They kissed, and Norris slipped his dick into Dino’s ass. A thrill ran through him as his ass stretched. He hoped he’d never tire of a cock in his back door. Norris fucked neither hard nor slow, just right, and Dino’s mind shot to the story of the Three Bears and things being just right.

  Norris kissed him. “You’re grinning. What’s going on?”

  “I was thinking that this is just right.”

  Norris kissed again. “I can’t argue with that.” He intensified the action. He bit his lips and tensed his face, shaking it. “Aaaah.” His body stiffened, and then he collapsed on Dino. His panting morphed to sobbing.

  “Hey, are you crying?”

  Norris nodded. “Yeah. I’m so fucking happy. I’m glad we opened up to each other.” He kissed Dino. “Fuck me.”

  Dino got lube, wet his dick and Norris’s ass. Norris got in doggie posture as the women watched. Dino put him on his back. “No. I want to see your face.” He stole a look at the girls. They were sitting up and touching each other. “I almost forgot you two were here.”