One Size Fits All (The Classy ‘n’ Sassy Series Book 3)

by Stephanie Haefner

  Thor dove back in, gently at first, with soft licks and flicks with his tongue. He loved the sounds she made, little moans and sighs that let him know she was enjoying it. And he was enjoying her, too. Her taste was addictive.

  He continued to devour her, his tongue running along her folds, first one finger inside her, a flick of the tip, then two. But when he sucked her clit into his mouth, he thought she might come on the spot. Her back arched, her pelvis bucked, her hands clenched his shoulders.

  He sucked some more, flicked her bead with his tongue. She was close. The moans were louder, more frequent. Her nails dug deeper into his shoulders. He moved his fingers faster and sucked her clit one last time, harder, and she soared over the edge. He held her tight as she thrashed on the bed, her euphoric cries massaging his eardrums. Her body pulsed, the intensity lessening, but he never took his tongue off of her. Finally, her grip on him loosened and she let out one last satiated sigh. My job is done.

  He pulled away and removed his fingers from her heat, wishing he could replace them with something else. But this wasn’t the right time.

  Penny pulled at his biceps, playfulness in her voice. “Get up here.”

  He moved toward her, resting his body on hers, and she immediately kissed him. In his experience, some women didn’t mind kissing after oral sex, some hated it and insisted he wipe off. He loved that she didn’t care, that she didn’t mind tasting herself on him.

  Her hands reached between them, going for his belt again.

  “Nope. Today is all about you.”

  “But I want you, Theo.”

  God, he wanted her, too. And hearing it from her lips made is so damn hard to say no. “Not today.” He pressed a kiss to her lips, her nose, her forehead. He shifted his weight off of her, tucking her into his arms. His hands caressed up and down her luscious body, that beautiful ass. “This right here is exactly what I want.”

  Penny rubbed her hand down his chest and underneath his shirt, then up again, to rest on his heart. He sucked in a breath as flutters ransacked his body. This was different. New. This woman was making herself at home in his heart and he had no desire to stop it.

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  PENNY LAY in Theo’s arms, comfy, warm, and still naked. Jack never would’ve done that. It was do the deed, usually with the lights off, then sleep—no snuggling, no caress of any kind.

  And holy shit, if she’d known what she was missing out on with oral sex, she would’ve divorced him years ago. She’d never had anyone do that to her before, but she was convinced Thor was a master. At least all his sexual experience would benefit her.

  But this . . . . what just happened . . . it wasn’t about what Theo could do for her. It was about how she felt in his arms. How much he obviously cared about her. He’d planned this whole day for her, to make her feel special, and maybe even . . . loved.

  She shouldn’t let her head or heart go there. It was way too soon. But she couldn’t deny how much she liked being with him.

  CHAPTER Fourteen

  Thor walked through the halls of Kenville High School in a daze, a goofy grin plastered on his face.

  “Someone got laid yesterday,” Ben said. “Is that why you called in sick?”

  Thor may have been a fuck-and-brag kind of guy in his youth, but not now. Not with Penny. “Nope. Just had a great day with my girl.”

  “Uh-huh.” They headed into the faculty lounge. “I know that look of satisfaction.”

  “I’m definitely satisfied, but that’s all I’m going to say.”

  Ben laughed and slapped him on the back. “Good for you, man.”

  It was good for him. Thor couldn’t remember ever feeling this happy about a woman, or feeling this content with his life. For once, he was happy and chose to hold on to that.

  Thor grabbed a bottle of water and headed toward the gym for his third-period freshman phys-ed class. The kids were already in the gym when he walked in, ready to start.

  “Let’s warm up with five laps. Go!” He blew his whistle and took attendance while they trotted around him. He stared at his page, the names blurring together. He was back to thinking about Penny. Her skin, her scent, the way she’d arched into him when his tongue flicked her clit.

  Stop. This is bad. He couldn’t think about that while at work. He could only imagine the trouble he’d be in if he got a hard-on during class. No more thoughts about Penny or her smile, or the way she sighed and moaned in his arms.

  Fuck. He was in so deep and needed to get his mind off her immediately.

  “Coach!” The shrill scream instantly pulled him away from any lusty thoughts. “Billy just puked!”

  Great. That was one way to get his mind off anything sexual. “Help him to the nurse’s office.” He turned to the other kids. “The rest of you, go have free play on the other side of the gym.”

  He called for the janitor then took a seat on the bleachers, his mind drifting back to Penny. He pulled out his phone and typed a text to her.

  R you as distracted today as I am? Cnt stop thinking bout u

  He tucked his phone into his pocket, hoping the rest of his day didn’t drag by. But he knew better. Every second would feel like an hour, counting down until he could talk to her . . . see her . . . kiss her again.

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  PENNY COULDN’T help the insane smile on her face. It would not go away. And the text just now from Theo made it even bigger. So big it hurt. She stretched her jaw and wiggled it, but the action just made her laugh. “Ow.”

  “I know that kind of ow,” Bryn said, coming up next to her at the front counter, then continued in singsong, “Someone got laaaaiiid.”

  Her smile got even bigger, which she didn’t think was possible. “Not really, but close.”

  “Oooh. I need details!”

  For once, Penny was the one with juicy sex details to share and she most certainly was excited to spill. “We had the most incredible date yesterday.”

  “Is he as huge as I’ve heard?”

  “I don’t know . . . yet, but he has a damn fine tongue.”

  “Ahhh,” Bryn said, an all-knowing smirk. “And I assume he knows how to use it properly.”

  “Oh yes. And those fingers, too. I’ve never orgasmed so hard in my life.”

  “Yay!” Bryn squealed and did a little jig, clapping her hands. “That’s awesome. I’m so happy for you. So when’s the sex going to happen?”

  “I don’t know, but look what he just sent me.” Penny handed over her cell phone. “Isn’t that the sweetest thing?”

  “Totally. You need to reply. And you should definitely send him a picture.”

  “A picture of what?”

  “Of you, silly! Like your tits or something.”

  “What? No. I can’t do that!”

  “Sure you can. It’s easy.”

  “But he’s at work.”

  “So? I send them to Eli all the time. It’s part of dating these days.”

  “Seriously?”

  “Technology, babe. Get with it.”

  “I . . . can’t. I don’t even know how.”

  “Just go in the office or the bathroom, pull up your shirt, and pop the girls out. He’ll love it.”

  “What if I look stupid?”

  Bryn pulled out her phone and fidgeted with it for a sec, then showed Penny the screen. “Does this look stupid?”

  No, it didn’t. Bryn was topless in the picture, with her wavy locks falling around her shoulders. “You look really hot. I would not look like that.”

  “You will. I took this the other day in my office. It’s all about lighting. I’ll show you.” She flipped through some more photos. “Most of these were taken right here in the shop. The changing room, my office, the bathroom.” She flipped again, a close-up shot of a penis that Penny was totally not expecting. “Oops. That’s
one of Eli.”

  “He sends them to you, too?”

  “Yep. It’s so hot. By the time we get home, have dinner, do the homework thing, and get all the kids in bed for the night, we’re so horny for each other we barely make it to the bedroom.”

  “Really?”

  “Yep. It’s just what you do.”

  Mia appeared. “What’s just what you do?”

  “Dick-and-tit pics.”

  Mia laughed and shook her head.

  “Is she right?” Penny asked Mia.

  “I wish I could disagree, but yep.”

  “You and Oliver do it, too?”

  Mia’s cheeks pinkened. “Occasionally, but not nearly as much as Bryn and Eli do.”

  Whoa. If even Mia was doing it, Penny knew it was a thing. “I had no idea. I’m twenty-eight years old and I have no clue how to date in the real world.”

  “Don’t worry,” Bryn said, putting her arm around Penny’s shoulder and squeezing. “We’ll teach you.”

  Penny was so glad they had mended their friendship. She’d be completely lost without them.

  “Lesson number one is perfecting your tit selfie. Come on.” She grabbed Penny’s hand and dragged her down the hall. “Lighting is key. Natural light is too bright, and florescent blubs are horrendous. Slightly dim light is best, so I find the bathroom lighting works great here in the shop. But the dressing room is good, too.” They stepped into the small employee bathroom and closed the door behind them. “Shirt and bra off,” Bryn demanded.

  “Are you sure this is what I should do?”

  “Yes. He’ll love it. Trust me.”

  Penny did as she was told. “What do I do now?”

  “Put one hand behind your head, like this.” She demonstrated and Penny copied. “Now smile sexy.”

  “How the hell do I do that?” This was so much harder than she thought.

  “Flash me your bedroom eyes.”

  “My what?”

  “The look you give a guy when you’re about to have sex.”

  “There’s a look?”

  Bryn laughed. “Oh my God, Penny. How can you be so inexperienced? You were married, for Christ’s sake!”

  “Trust me, we had a sucky sex life. Show me your bedroom eyes.”

  Bryn lowered her lashes, lips slightly parted. She let her eyelids close, slowly, then reopened them as she sucked in her bottom lip between her teeth. Oh, hot damn!

  And then, just as quickly as she’d morphed into sex goddess mode, she was back out if it with a wide grin. “See. Easy.”

  “I cannot do that.”

  “You can.”

  Bryn guided Penny and she listened, trying her best to think sexy thoughts, as her friend instructed.

  “But I feel so silly.”

  “Trust me. You don’t look silly.”

  She then began snapping away on Penny’s phone. After about a dozen clicks, she turned the phone and handed it over. “See. Sexy Penny.”

  Wow. She couldn’t believe what she saw. Is that actually me?

  “Now pick the best one and text it to Thor.”

  “I don’t know.” She grabbed her bra and shirt and put them back on, then scrolled through the photos. She was definitely more pleased than she thought she’d be, but could she really do that? “What if someone grabs his phone and looks through his messages?”

  “Then he’s a dumbass for not having a passcode. Trust me. If you start sending him X-rated photos, he’ll find a way to keep them private. He’s not stupid.”

  Her heart pounded as she opened her text messages. Was she seriously doing this? After what had happened yesterday and all he did for her, he certainly deserved it. He deserved a lot more, actually. But maybe this was a start.

  “Okay. I’m doing it.” She typed a few words.

  I can’t stop thinking about you either.

  She held her breath as she attached the photo and hit send, flutters of nerves wracking her body. “I’m freaking out here. What if he doesn’t like it?”

  Bryn pursed her lips and tilted her head. “Seriously? After the way he went down on you yesterday, he’ll love it.”

  Her phone dinged in her hand. Oh God!

  Wow

  Shit. That’s it? Was it a good wow or a bad wow? This was a bad idea. How had she let Bryn talk her into this? Her phone dinged again, anxiety ripping her body in two.

  After seeing tht my brain and fingrs arnt finctining very wel god i wsh I could leav work right now. I cant wait 2 taste u agin

  Another ding

  How am I supposd to go to class with this hardon?

  A smile blossomed across her face and Bryn leaned over her shoulder. “I told you.”

  “Thank you.”

  “You’re welcome. Now, later tonight when you’re home alone, practice taking naked selfies, send him a few. Maybe he’ll send some back.”

  “I start work at The Red Brick tonight, so I’ll be with him.”

  “Interesting . . .” Penny knew that look on Bryn’s face. Whatever was about to come out of her mouth would definitely be naughty. “Wear a skirt, no panties, and ravish him in the back room.”

  “It’s my first night, I can’t do that. And besides, do I really want our first time to be a quickie in the back room of a bar?”

  “I suppose not. But keep it in mind for later. Workplace sex is hot.” She winked and headed out of the bathroom.

  Penny adjusted her clothes and made sure she was presentable. As she headed back to the shop floor, her phone started to ring. Her lawyer’s office.

  “Ms. Woodley? This is Mr. Jacobson’s assistant. He wanted me to let you know your divorce papers are here and ready to be signed. You can stop in anytime.”

  “Thank you.” Penny hung up, not sure what was going on in her heart and head. This day had been coming for months. It wasn’t a surprise. She’d actually been looking forward to it, especially since starting this thing with Theo. But she didn’t feel quite as happy as she expected.

  She found Mia and Bryn in the empty showroom. “That was my lawyer’s office. Do you mind if I leave early today?”

  They looked at each other then back at her. Mia spoke first. “Is everything okay?”

  “My papers are ready to be signed.”

  “That’s great!” Bryn exclaimed, and Penny knew she should be as excited as her friend was. “Yes. Go! Get it over with.”

  Penny grabbed her things and headed to her lawyer’s office. His assistant gathered the papers and sat her down with them, sticky arrows pointing to all the places she needed to sign. She remembered how fun and exciting it had been to plan the wedding, the flutters of the ceremony, feeling like a princess for a day. It was amazing how vastly different the ending of a marriage was. Just her, alone at a table in a bland conference room with a stack of papers.

  But as she signed her name, she remembered all the good things that waited for her at the end of this. Better things. Her new life held exciting possibilities, independence for the first time ever, and hopefully, true love and passion.

  Now Penny couldn’t sign fast enough.

  “Here you go!” she said as she handed the packet to the assistant.

  “That was fast. You must’ve been excited to get that over with.”

  Penny breathed deep and sighed. “I was.”

  On to bigger and better things. Tonight would be her first night working at The Red Brick and she was so ready. It was work—hard work—but she was looking forward to it. Her life was filled with so many possibilities now. And it was all really exciting.

  CHAPTER Fifteen

  Thor finally headed for The Red Brick. His day couldn’t have dragged by any slower, especially after Penny had sent that picture. Ho-ly fuck. He hadn’t been expecting that. He’d seen her naked, had tasted every inch of he
r sweet skin, but seeing her like that? That was a whole different thing. It wasn’t the first naked pic a woman had sent him, but this was different. This was Penny. This one actually meant something.

  Now he was on his way to work, and she’d be there. The image of that photo was engraved on his brain. How was he supposed to work with her right there? He’d spend his entire night envisioning her naked, those perfect pink nipples waiting to be sucked and flicked.

  Shit. Now he was getting hard again.

  He parked and walked in, somehow managing to kill his erection. She was already there, standing near the bar, in a pair of jeans that showcased the curve of her ass. The low scoop of The Red Brick Inn tee she wore wasn’t helping, either. Seth ordered those shirts skintight for the waitresses on purpose, but for the first time, it was going to make his job really hard. Because it would make a certain part of him hard.

  “Hi,” she said as he approached, and even in the dim light of the bar, he could see her blush.

  “Hi.”

  “How was practice?”

  “Good.” He’d leave out the parts about him calling plays wrong, knocking over the water jug, and spacing out more than once. He spent most of the day’s practice being laughed at by the kids and the other coaches. “How was work?” As the words slipped out, his cheeks warmed. He knew what she’d done at work that day.

  “It was . . . interesting.”

  The image of her instantly appeared in his head again. Even their small talk drove him wild. He couldn’t stop picturing her naked.

  This was going to be a long freaking night.

  Seth called her over and that was probably a good thing. They needed some distance.

  The bar regulars were already on their stools, but as it neared nine, the weekend crowd started to trickle in. It wasn’t long before the jukebox blared, rock songs to rap and hip-hop, and someone stuck a boy band ballad in there, too. Friday was their entertainment night. Live music or karaoke. Tonight was a Journey cover band, set to go on at ten.

  Thor sat on his stool at the door, checking IDs, keeping an eye on the crowd. It was early. Things usually didn’t get rowdy until at least midnight. But with this band, the crowd would probably be a bit older and tamer. Hopefully.