Off Your Rocker?

by K E Osborn

  “Ankles. Don’t worry, I won’t let you fall, baby,” he says as I breathe quickly recovering from the force. I grab my ankles as his hands grab hold of my hips and he begins to move inside me, moving me on and off him. He slides inside me effortlessly as he quickens up the pace. I’m focusing on not falling over, but he has a firm grip on me and I trust that he won’t let me fall. He’s moaning as he starts to pound into me strongly. I’m starting to feel a little light headed from bending over, that mixed with the tingling feeling starting from my arse and radiating all over my body is making for an interesting experience. He starts to change up his movements, slightly rotating on each thrust. I can’t help it as a little moan escapes my mouth. This is really starting to feel good, which takes me by surprise. His hands grip tightly onto my hips as he powers on. My body starts to bead with a fine mist as he takes me completely. He thrusts into me deeper causing me to moan loudly as I close my eyes and enjoy what he’s dishing out. My breathing is short and ragged as he motions in and out. My body starts to shake and I don’t know if it’s from the position I’m in, or if I’m about to explode in a climax. My insides start to clench around him, causing him to hiss through his teeth. I can feel the pressure building inside me.

  “Oh God, Colt.”

  “I know, baby,” he says as I tremble. My body starts to tense up and I can feel my imminent climax edging its way closer and closer. I’m right there as Colt slaps me hard on my arse cheek once more sending me into carnal bliss. My body stiffens and the wave of pleasure flows through me from the tips of my toes to the ends of my hair. I scream out his name as he rams into me hard and fast giving me no time to recover from my intense orgasm.

  “Fuck Lia,” he murmurs ramming into me so quickly now I almost feel off balance. I tighten my muscles inside and he grips onto my hips, so tightly I’m sure it will bruise. He rams into me on a drawn out moan and unloads inside me, jolting as he grits his teeth. My hands instinctively let go of my ankles and I balance my hands on the floor still bent over in front of him. My breathing is slowing as he gently caresses my arse cheek, breathing hard and heavy. He leans over and pulls me up so my back is against his chest. Still inside me his hands find their way to my breasts and he tugs on my stiffened nipples and sucks on my neck. My head is slightly foggy from straightening up so quickly, after bending down for so long. He slowly pulls out of me and then grabs my waist turning me to face him. I’m completely spent, but as I look into his eyes I can see he’s not finished with me yet.

  He leans in and kisses me softly. Dominant Colt has gone and is now replaced with sweet normal loving Colt. His hands run down my back and grip onto my arse cheeks again. He lifts me so I wrap my legs around his waist and he carries me to the edge of the bed and lays me down. I caress his face while he’s still trying to reign in his erratic breathing. He leans down kissing my lips so tenderly that they tingle at his touch. His newly formed erection takes me by surprise as he positions it at the entrance to my pussy. My legs grip tightly around his waist as he slowly enters me again. This time much slower and gentler. His tongue finds mine and he kisses me passionately while he slowly moves inside me over and over. The feeling is not as intense as what I just experienced with dominant Colt, but this is just as nice. His mouth fits with mine perfectly as he kisses me so full of passion and want, that I lose myself in him. He thrusts into me slowly and gently as he trails feather light kisses all along my jaw. A small moan escapes me as he pushes in a little deeper. I close my eyes as I enjoy him taking me again.

  “Look at me, Lia,” he murmurs making me open my eyes and stare into his. He moves in me taking my wrist and holding it just the way I like. His eyes are burning with lust as his mouth crashes to mine. My free hand grasps onto his shoulder blade and my nails dig into his soft skin. He moans and his tongue massages mine, so strongly it’s making me dizzy. His soft, slow movements feel so good as he makes passionate love to me. My body stiffens and tingles all over as he thrusts again. I feel like I’m on fire. He moves slightly faster and I moan on each exhale.

  “Oh Colt,” I murmur as his tongue moves from my mouth licking up the side of my neck stopping at my ear and tugging on my lobe with his teeth. It’s my undoing and I tense up, tightening all my muscles as a smaller, but pleasurable orgasm consumes me.

  “Lia,” he says breathlessly when my core tightens around him and he comes, moaning softly into my neck. We lay there trying to control our breathing as we both come back to reality. He kisses my neck and up my cheek to my lips. He deepens the kiss and lets my wrist go. My eyes close and my hand moves, grabbing locks of his hair through my fingers. He rests his forehead on mine and I open my eyes to see him staring at me. His eyes intense and burning with adoration. I know, because I’m sure it’s the same look I’m giving him. I’m in love with him, and in this moment the look in his eyes tells me he’s in love with me too.

  “Lia, I… I—”

  I stop him, I know what he’s trying to say and he doesn’t need to say it. “Colt, I know you do. I love you, too,” I say making him smile in relief that I understand him. He exhales and nods reassuring me as he leans in to kiss me.

  “Hurry up, Lia,” Anna calls out as I stay locked in a passionate kiss with Colt. I hear her giggling as she takes my hand and literally pulls me away from him. After realising that he loves me, I’m feeling a little less panicked about the possible pregnancy, but nevertheless I’m still buying a test today to find out for sure.

  “Have fun, and Anna, please make sure she buys whatever she likes. I want her to have lots of fun.”

  “Oh, don’t worry I intend to make her buy practically the whole of Melbourne with your credit card, including some new stuff for me,” she teases. He smirks and raises his eyebrows.

  “Madam A, if you buy some sex toys for you and Johnny on my card, you’d better make sure Lia buys some for us as well.”

  I gasp and flush bright red, which in turn makes Anna and Colt both laugh.

  “Don’t worry, I’ll make sure she buys something that you’ll love.”

  “Colt, don’t get too excited,” I say making Anna frown.

  “I know, now go. You girls have fun while we’re busy making the music to pay for your shopping spree.”

  I roll my eyes and he laughs while Anna drags me toward the elevator.

  Daniel’s our driver and security for the day. I told Colt we didn’t need a driver or a security guard for that matter, but he insisted, and so did Johnny. Daniel’s a giant of a man, Australian and drop dead gorgeous. His longer than normal blond hair highlights his chiselled features. He escorts Anna and me to the waiting car. We both wanted a normal car rather than the stretch Hummer as it’s more inconspicuous and we can possibly have more chance of a hassle free shopping trip, than if we announce ourselves in a giant star-like car.

  We are on our way to Chapel Street and I’ll admit I’m a little excited to spend some quality girl time with my best friend. We always have other people around us everywhere we go, so it’ll be nice to just hang out and shop like normal friends do.

  “So how you holding up?” Anna asks.

  I inhale and exhale giving me time to think about how I’m feeling. Yesterday, I was terrified that Colt would leave me if I’m pregnant, but after last night, I hope that if I am pregnant, his love for me will bring us closer rather than tear us apart.

  “That good hey?”

  I giggle. “No, I’m okay. I think I just wanna do our girl shopping and then do the test after, so it doesn’t cloud the whole day if I am—”

  “Pregnant?”

  I open my eyes widely. “Shhh,” I say looking toward the front of the car at Daniel.

  She shrugs and mouths ‘sorry’.

  “Anyway Daniel won’t say anything, will you Danny boy?” Anna says with a smirk.

  I smack her on the arm while Daniel chuckles. “Righto, I won’t say a word,” he replies in his all Aussie accent. I shake my head at Anna and she looks at me raising her eyebrows in that �
�see I told you so’ way. I roll my eyes as Daniel pulls the car to a stop. He opens the door for us and we both step out at the end of Chapel Street. It’s a little chilly seeing as it’s winter here, but it’s quite nice compared to the winters that we have back home in London. Daniel walks behind us a few feet, it’s a weird feeling knowing that you have a security guard watching your every move.

  “Oh my God, I need this. I knew that the boys would make it big and that being with Johnny meant touring, but it’s so nice to be able to just come out shopping with my bestie and have some normality in my life. Even if it’s just for a day,” Anna says wrapping her arm around mine.

  “Amen sister,” I exclaim as we walk along the footpath. We arrive at the first little store and we decide to head in. I notice that Daniel stays outside when we enter. I guess to give us some privacy. The shop’s a cute little clothing store with designer gowns and amazing cocktail dresses. Colt talked to me about buying anything I want, so I have a good look around the shop pulling out a bunch of dresses and tops to try on. Anna and I are having a ball, laughing and generally chatting about girl stuff, when I see a shop assistant taking a photo of us with her mobile phone. I look at her curiously, but go about checking out the store for that something special just for Colt, but nothing grabs my attention. I want to buy something I can wear just for him. I take the four items I have in my hands and try them on in the fitting room while Anna stands out the front of my cubicle waiting impatiently for me to give her a fashion parade. I show her all the dresses and top, and we pick two out of the four which is a pretty good start. I move over to the register and place the clothing on the counter, then I pull out Colt’s credit card. The shop assistant doesn’t say anything, but she takes the card and looks at it, then her eyes light up, they almost sparkle. She processes the payment and places my clothes in a bag and hands me a receipt.

  “Thanks,” I say looking at Anna who’s watching the strange shop assistant.

  “You’re welcome,” she replies and scurries off. We walk out of the store and I glance over to Anna who’s trying to hold back a laugh.

  “Okay, she was weird, right?” I ask and Anna bursts out laughing.

  “Oh my God, yes. What a creep. The way she was staring at us was so strange. Do you think she knows who we are?”

  “I don’t know, but lets not go back to that shop, okay?” We walk along the chic little road into the next shop. This one has a mixture of lingerie and dresses, two items I know Colt will love. Anna’s like a kid in a candy store, she’s running around grabbing what seems like hundreds of sexy outfits. Some cute, some see through and others, well what’s the point of them really, there’s not that much to them. I pick up a white lace corset and matching panty set. It’s really sweet and I think it’ll look great on me.

  “Anna,” I call out grabbing her attention. She peers out from behind a rack.

  “Yeah?”

  “Do you think he’ll like this?” I hold it up for her opinion and she raises one eyebrow.

  “Seriously Lia, are you trying to look like a virgin?” I glare at Anna and she walks over with her hands full of lingerie. “Here. This is what he’d like,” she continues shoving them all at me.

  “Wait isn’t this for you though?”

  “No babe, this is all for you.” She picks out a purple see through lace bra and adds it to the pile already in my hands. I open my eyes wide at the types of lingerie she’s picked out. Some of it, I really don’t think I could wear because I don’t have the confidence in my body like Anna does.

  “I can’t wear this,” I argue pulling out a tiny leather G-string.

  Anna laughs. “Okay. No wait, that one is mine,” she replies. The sales assistant in this shop is way more helpful than the last weirdo. She places all my items of lingerie on the counter, so we can sort through them and I head off to look at the dresses. I flick through the designer racks when my eyes spot the most exquisite dress I’ve ever seen. I gasp when I take it off the rack and hold it out to look at.

  “Oh my God, Lia, you’ll look smoking hot in that,” Anna says.

  I take it over to the fitting room to try it on. It’s a very short, like just under the butt cheeks short, very tight black one shoulder dress covered in black sparkles. It’s what you would call a show stopper. I’m in awe of this dress and it’s perfect, Colt will love it. It’s something that I know I could only ever wear for him and not in public. After the incident with the boob tube top being too revealing, I know showing off this much leg would give him a coronary. I open the door to show Anna and she wolf whistles.

  “So, it’s okay then?”

  She doesn’t say anything just opens her eyes wide and she nods emphatically. I laugh at her and close the door to get changed. After we purchase our lingerie and the most gorgeous dress in the world, we walk down the length of Chapel Street looking in all the boutique stores. We buy all sorts of things, jewelry, handbags, shoes, and even more clothes. I even find a men’s store and buy some really rock style shirts and pants for Colt. We’ve been shopping for at least three hours and I think I’m just about all shopped out. The pregnancy test I need to purchase has been playing on my mind, and I know I have to do it at some stage.

  “Anna, do you think there’s a pharmacy here, somewhere?”

  “So distraction only worked for a little while then?” she asks.

  I sigh and nod my head. “Yeah, I’d completely forgotten about it this morning, but for the last half hour or so, it’s been really bugging me and I need to know.”

  She smiles at me. “C’mon lets get you a test then, hey?” I nod and we walk back to the car to put all the bags in the trunk. “Daniel, is there a pharmacy nearby?” Anna asks while he shuts the trunk.

  “Sure, there’s one in the next street over. Would you like me to drive you there?”

  Anna looks at me for guidance. “Well, I guess we can walk, if it’s only a street away,” I say and Anna and Daniel nod as we start our walk toward the pharmacy.

  I stand looking at all the pregnancy tests before me and I have no idea which one to choose.

  “Anna help.”

  She laughs. “Okay, so how late are we talking?”

  I do the math in my head. “About two and a half weeks,” I reply and she bites her bottom lip. I don’t like that gesture one bit.

  “What was that?”

  “What was what?”

  “Why did you bite your lip?” I ask, placing my hand on my hip.

  She huffs. “I just thought you were only a few days late, not two and a half weeks,” she replies resting her hand supportively on my arm. A sudden wave of nausea washes over me.

  Crap! Anna thinks I’m pregnant.

  Panic starts to rip through me as my breathing escalates.

  “Hey, hey, it’s okay. Try this one.” She pulls a packet down from the shelf and walks with me to the register. We pay for the test with cash, don’t need that one showing up on Colt’s credit card. As I walk toward the exit I notice a few people gathered around the door. I look at Anna who shrugs at me. We open the door of the pharmacy and flashes start going off everywhere blinding me.

  “Miss Norman, how are you liking Australia?”

  “Delia, over here.”

  “Look this way, please Delia.”

  “Anna why are you and Delia in the pharmacy. Is something wrong with Colter or Johnny?”

  I’m swarmed by paparazzi and fans as Anna grabs my hand pulling me to her.

  “Just keep walking, Lia,” Anna yells while Daniel walks with us pushing those getting too close away while we hurry down the street. Unfortunately, they follow and run all around us taking photos and screaming. I can’t see where I’m going through all the light flashes and my foot trips over a crack in the pavement and I fall to the ground on my hands and knees dropping the pharmacy bag, its contents spilling out on the pavement. I gasp as the pregnancy test is in full view of everyone to see. Daniel quickly pulls me up from the ground, as Anna picks up the test an
d shoves it in my handbag, all while the photographers are taking so many pictures. Pictures of me falling, pictures of me with the pregnancy test.

  Bollocks!

  This is a disaster!

  “Miss Norman, are you pregnant?”

  “Congratulations Delia, when are you and Colt expecting?”

  “She’s pregnant everyone,” some girl calls out as Daniel walks us faster to the car.

  I feel sick, literally like I want to throw up. I don’t even know if I’m pregnant and now the whole world is going to know that I might be.

  Shit!

  Daddy!

  Fuck!

  I can’t stop the tears that begin to flow freely as we rush back to the car. Daniel opens the door and we both slide in. He moves to the front and slides in as the media circus place their lenses to the windows and snap away. God, they won’t let us have any privacy. A wave of terror engulfs me as I start to tremble and breathe in short sharp bursts. Anna wraps her arm around my shoulders and pulls me to her while I cry into her shoulder all the way back to the hotel.

  “Lia, he probably knows by now. So you need be prepared when you go to your room,” Anna says sympathetically. I nod while the terror engulfs me. I can hear my mobile phone ringing. It has been non-stop for the last thirty minutes. We had Daniel drive us around for a while so I can gain the courage to face Colt. I’m still shaking, and the pain in my knees from falling is now becoming apparent.

  Daniel pulls up the car at the hotel and we make our way to the elevator. We stop at the door of the penthouse suite.

  “I can’t Anna. I’m going to ask Daniel to drive me straight to the airport.” I know Colt is going to leave me, so I may as well save him the trouble because I don’t want to give him the chance to irreparably break me.

  “Are you kidding me? You’re just going to run from this? Lia, Colt is probably falling apart in there because he has no idea what’s going on. You have to tell him, and you have to face this. I know it’s hard, but if you love him, you need to go to him.” I’m shaking violently and tears are falling down my cheeks as we enter the penthouse suite. Silence falls across the room and everyone looks at us.