Big Bad Ass Book of Sex

by Nancy Armstrong

  “I’m on fire, too,” she whispered shyly into Rita’s ear.

  Rita, who was rarely shy, took this as an invitation and lifted David’s face to hers, kissed him, and then knelt down in front of Daria. The redhead’s eyes never left Daria’s as she lifted her skirt up over her knees, parted her thighs, and began kissing the soft flesh that surrounded Daria’s aching center. “Ohhhh,” Daria moaned, feeling the first flicks of Rita’s warm, wet tongue as she teasingly introduced herself to her vagina.

  Both men sat on the bed, in unspoken agreement about not wanting to miss the beautiful sight of their wives making love. They watched eagerly as Rita ate Daria and Daria fingered her own nipples, nearly naked now. Rita must have been hitting her clitoris just right, because in only a few moments Daria was whining that she was coming. And then she did. Rita sat back, placed her fingers over Daria’s clit, and stopped moving, just applying pressure, as an unbelievable orgasm ripped through Daria’s body and she yelped through it, looking completely gorgeous in her pleasure.

  Just as David was about to get up to kiss her, he saw Sean get off the bed and approach Daria. “You’re lovely, Daria,” he said to her. “May I … ?”

  “Of course, I —” Daria was unable to continue, still collecting herself after her explosive climax, but it was clear to David that she thought Sean was hot, too. He was tall and had a lot of hair on his chest, something David could not say about himself. He knew Sean was Daria’s type and knew that she was just as interested in him as she was in his wife. Sean sat down on the settee and pulled Daria onto his lap. He kissed her softly, almost tentatively at first, but then he couldn’t hold back and kissed her harder, his tongue plunging past her lips as she rocked on his lap.

  “Your wife’s wonderful,” David heard in his ear as he felt long fingernails on the small of his back. “But you’re pretty fantastic, too,” Rita said, laughing huskily.

  David smiled as he wrapped his arms around Rita’s waist and she lowered herself down onto the bed. He kissed her lips as his hands moved immediately back to her glorious breasts.

  “Thanks,” he said into her ear, kissing it. “I think you’re sexy as hell.” He glanced over at Daria and Sean and saw his wife unbuttoning Sean’s shirt as she ran her hands though his thick chest hair. They were grinding pretty hard as he sucked her tiny nipples into his mouth one by one.

  “It’s fun to watch, isn’t it?” Rita said, getting an eyeful herself.

  “It is, and it’s hard to do both,” David said, wanting to play with Rita but also wanting to watch his wife and Sean.

  “Well, baby, there’s no rush. We can take our time,” she said, her hand finding his fly and pulling his still semierect dick back out of his pants. She playfully stroked it while she watched as her husband stood up and dropped his pants.

  His cock was hard as he stroked it. David noted—not without a small measure of satisfaction—that Sean’s penis wasn’t quite as big as his own, but it was still a pretty good size. While Sean stroked himself, Daria got up on all fours on the settee. Her shyness was quickly melting away because as she positioned herself, she said to Sean, “Okay, baby, I want you inside me. Okay? Now? Okay?”

  “Mm hmm,” Sean muttered. He started working himself into her, moving slowly until his hips were flush with hers. Then he let out a long, low groan. “How’s that? That good? Huh? You like that?”

  “Yeah, yeah,” Daria said, her breath getting short as Sean started really ramming into her, his hips smacking into her ass on every stroke.

  David gasped as he saw his wife reach down and begin rubbing her own clitoris. Rita had chosen that moment to engulf his stiff member in her warm, moist mouth, running her tongue all the way down his shaft until it lapped at his balls. “Oh, God!” he shouted even as his wife said the same thing and then announced that she was about to reach her peak for the second time that afternoon.

  “Go ahead, Daria, go ahead,” Sean said, increasing the tempo again until he was moving so fast that David thought the two of them would take off from the motion.

  “Oh, oh, oh, oh!” Daria moaned, exploding and falling forward onto the cushions, unable to hold herself up as she hit the peak of ecstasy.

  “I can feel you coming, Daria—oh! Ohh yeah,” Sean said as he emptied his load into David’s wife. Daria felt it, felt each spasm of Sean’s cock, and she thought it felt wonderful.

  “Oh, David,” she said, “it feels so good, honey. It’s so good.”

  “I know, babe. I know,” David said, so in love with his wife but having a hard time focusing on her because, he realized, he was about to lose his spunk in Rita’s mouth. “Wait, Rita,” he said, and she stopped. She looked up at him, lust in her eyes, questioning.

  “What is it?”

  “I don’t want to come yet. Just hold on a minute,” David begged, so close to the edge.

  “Oh, I get it,” Rita said, and she squeezed the base of his dick hard until he had control again. Then she climbed up onto the bed next to him and looked over at her husband as he pulled his sticky member from the skinny dark-haired woman. Daria looked like a sexy, sex-crazed mess at that point, lying down on the settee, and Rita liked it. “You look hot, Daria,” Rita said to her. Daria smiled weakly, her eyes glazed. “Thanks,” she whispered. “I need a rest.”

  “Of course you do,” Sean said, dropping down next to her on the settee and giving her a soft kiss on the cheek. “Can I get you anything? A drink?”

  “Some water would be great,” she said, relieved that she could catch her breath for a moment. She looked at David. “I love you, babe,” she mouthed to him.

  “Love you, too,” he said. “So much.”

  Rita stood up and stripped off the rest of her clothes, then lay back down on the bed, where it didn’t take long for David to become transfixed by her breasts once again.

  “God, you’re beautiful,” he told Rita, diving into her ample chest again, finding a nipple and rolling it around his mouth as he reached between her legs and found her wetter than he’d ever felt a woman before. “Wow, you’re soaked,” he told her.

  “I know,” she purred. “I’ve been neglected!”

  “I’m deeply sorry. No more of that,” he said as he began kissing his way down her belly.

  As Sean came back into the room with chilled bottled water for everyone, he was treated to the sight of his gorgeous redheaded wife splayed on their bed, another man’s face between her thighs. The sight caused him to go weak in the knees momentarily.

  “Rita, you’re amazing,” he told her, handing Daria a bottle of water and sitting down to admire the view some more.

  “You can say that again,” David said, looking up briefly from his task before he dived in again, moving his tongue in and out of Rita’s vagina a few times before traveling back up her labia to her hard button, stimulating it with his tongue. Rita squirmed and whimpered, her hands in David’s hair as he brought her closer and closer to orgasm. He dragged his hand up her leg, tickling her sensitive skin before burying two of his fingers deep inside her.

  David’s fingers must have pushed just the right button, because she went over the edge right then, hollering his name and bucking so wildly that he could barely stay with her as she spasmed under his talented mouth.

  “David! Oh, David. Oh, yes,” she sighed, twirling her fingers around her nipples contentedly as she came back to earth, still shaking slightly. “I need your cock in me!” she said authoritatively, sitting up suddenly.

  “Yes, absolutely,” David agreed. “But I want you on top so I can fondle those perfect nipples, okay?” He lay back on the pillows, his hard dick sticking straight up out of his jeans.

  Rita nodded, then pulled David’s pants off and straddled him. She leaned down and licked at his nipples a moment, then sank herself right down on him. He felt himself enter her all the way in one thrust, and it was amazing. She was so tight, so warm, so wet. He wanted to tell her, but all he could say was “Ohhhhhnnnn, yes, Rita” as she began t
o slowly move over him.

  He reached up and found a nipple with each hand, rolling them between his thumbs and forefingers and feeling like he was in heaven. She moved up and down over his cock, and on the upstroke he would feel himself move almost all the way outside her. Then she would slowly move back down his length, and it felt fantastic.

  “Is it good, babe?” he heard Daria ask him. She sounded sleepy and far off, he thought.

  “So good, yeah, babe, so good,” he said as Rita sped up her movements. Soon she was bouncing up and down on him as he raced along to his orgasm. Suddenly he saw Sean coming toward the bed, and then he couldn’t see him anymore. A moment later, he felt hot breath and a tongue around his balls, and he nearly lost it right then. But then he saw Sean’s head come around as he moved his mouth to his wife’s clitoris, where he spent a few seconds licking. Then he went back to David’s balls, licking around until he found the tight rosebud between David’s cheeks.

  As Sean worked his tongue just inside the tight opening, Sean’s wife was moving up and down on David’s rigid member, her clitoris pressing into his pubic bone every time. Suddenly she doubled her speed, cried out once, and then came, squeezing him with her spasms as her husband’s tongue found his most private spot. It all became too much for David then, and he let go inside Rita’s still-shaking opening as Sean withdrew and went back to Daria.

  Breathing heavily, Rita and David collapsed in a heap, enjoying the exhausted afterglow of their feverish coupling. “That was nice,” David said as Rita climbed off him.

  “Nice?” she said. “Nice?” And then she bit him on the shoulder.

  “Ow! Okay, it was better than nice. It was swell!” he teased. She laughed.

  Over on the settee, Daria leaned over and kissed Sean, tasting him thoroughly. “This is lovely, being out on a boat. I do hope you’ll invite us back!” she said as they all laughed together and settled in for a delightful weekend at sea.

  A VALENTINE EVENING AT DEL REY

  J. M. Thompson

  Angela looked over the flyer she found in her desk drawer, fondly recalling the event. A Valentine Evening at Del Rey was not her first swinging experience; she and Jacob had experimented a few times with other couples in a fairly conventional swap situation. Initially, when Jacob showed her the flyer and mentioned that he had reserved a spot for them, she figured it would be just them and another couple. It was only later that she realized they would be participating in a larger group.

  Remembering her excitement, she read the flyer:

  Del Rey Vineyard

  A Valentine Evening at Del Rey

  Dinner with Wine & Entertainment

  You are cordially invited to our popular “An Evening at Del Rey” dinner series at Del Rey Vineyard for Valentine’s Day, Saturday, February 9, and Saturday, February 16, a four-course dinner, each course served with a 5-oz. glass of wine. During dinner for your listening pleasure, Wilson Fredrick will “tickle the ivories” on our grand piano. Pick your evening and call us with a credit card number to reserve.

  We plan to serve the dinners in our tasting room and we will only be able to accommodate 24 people, so call early for reservations.

  $170 per person, includes dinner, wine, tip, and entertainment (extra tip optional for entertainment). Be sure to bring any optional toys or devices you may want to share.

  Menu

  Antipasto (appetizer)—Bacon-Wrapped Stuffed Shrimp Served with Rosato di Sangiovese

  “Ah, the antipasto,” Angela whispered to herself. The shrimp went marvelously with the Sangiovese. Angela and Jacob were sharing a table with Tawny and Ralph. Both couples were a little nervous, but with the sighs and the sights from surrounding tables and a bit of encouragement from the men, Angela and Tawny shared a toast with the wine and then shared a kiss.

  The taste of the wine and Tawny’s lips excited Angela, and in a moment she was pulling the woman close to her, feeling their breasts press against each other as she kneaded the tight muscles of Tawny’s ass. With a quick snap behind her neck, Tawny unfastened the halter top of her dress, letting it fall away to expose her beautiful naked breasts. Cupping each in the palms of her hands, Angela lowered her mouth and sucked on the woman’s nipples as elegantly as she sipped the Sangiovese.

  Glancing over at the men, Angela saw that both had taken their cocks from their pants and were gently stroking them. Thinking to herself that she was glad she was a woman because she didn’t need to pace herself the way the men did, she took off her dress, tossed it aside, and returned to Tawny’s now naked body.

  In her previous swinging experiences, she had had only a little contact with the other women, so as she positioned her head between her lover’s legs and slipped her tongue into the wet opening, she was sipping this delicacy for the first time. The heady aroma and tangy taste were invigorating, and she grabbed Tawny’s ass and pulled her hard against her face. Swirling her tongue over Tawny’s clit and then slipping back down to the juicy center, she wondered if she was doing it right. All she really was doing was repeating the things she’d always enjoyed having done to her.

  When Tawny moaned and grabbed Angela’s head, she got her answer as she slipped two fingers into the woman and felt the pulsations as Tawny came on her face. Angela left her fingers inside until the last of the pulses squeezed around her.

  Feeling warm breath on her thighs, Angela opened her legs and watched as Tawny showed her appreciation. Tawny’s curly blond hair flopped out over Angela’s thighs as she felt the hot breath on her and then the smooth feel of a tongue slide down over her clit and dip into her. Oh, Tawny is good at this, she thought as sensations shot through her body, radiating from her clitoris. She lifted her hips and spread her legs wider, giving herself completely to the woman.

  Angela glanced at Ralph and then at her husband. Both men were in agony, trying not to come but so turned on by the two women writhing in front of them. Angela then closed her eyes and simply came, pushing herself against Tawny’s face, soaking it, and then leaning back on the chair to catch her breath.

  “Time for the first course,” one of the waiters said to them. The man then stepped over some of the other naked bodies and made his announcement several more times.

  Angela leaned over and kissed Tawny on the mouth, tasting her own juices on the woman’s face. She then whispered, “Thank you, Tawny, that was incredible.”

  “Oh, you were pretty good yourself,” the sexy woman replied, smiling as she stood up and looked at the two husbands, cocks hard and ready. “Oh, you poor guys; we’ll have to see if we can’t get you some help this next course.”

  Primo (first course)—

  Mixed Greens w/Pears, Goat Cheese & Roasted Walnuts dressed in Raspberry Vinaigrette with Due Bianco

  Four couples sat together for the first course, and from the look of all the men, all were successful in holding off during the appetizer. Glancing across the room, Angela spotted Tawny, who was in the midst of tasting the Due Bianco off the tip of a very large cock. Immediately grabbing the cock nearest to her, Angela knelt down with her wine and dipped the cock into the cool liquid. Noticing the man’s balls tighten at the cold sensation, she quickly slipped the head into her mouth, sucking it lightly to warm it again. Only then did she back her head away, look up at the man, and say, “Hi, I’m Angela.”

  “I’m Bill,” the man replied. “How’s the wine?”

  “A bit heady, but I like it,” she said, dipping the cock back into the wine and then returning it to her mouth. This time she took him deep into her mouth, sucking and sliding her tongue over his head and shaft. Glancing over at her husband, she saw a small black woman running her hand up and down his shaft as her mouth bobbed quickly up and down. From the look on his face, she knew he’d be coming quickly.

  Returning her attention to Bill’s cock, Angela began stroking the shaft in unison with her sucking as she tickled his balls with the other hand. In just a few moments, she felt the shaft swell, but instead of letting him come i
n her mouth, she pulled her head back and grabbed her salad. She continued stroking his cock, directing spurt after spurt of his warm, sticky, white fluid onto the salad.

  Initially Bill groaned, wanting to come in her mouth, but then, seeing it spread over Angela’s salad, he smiled. After letting her squeeze the last drops onto her plate, Bill sat down next to her and watched as she ate the salad. He even let her feed him a few bites of the greens covered with his special sauce. The odd concoction was intriguing to Angela, and she made a note to try mixing some of Jacob’s cum into her raspberry vinaigrette the next time she made it.

  Around the room, most of the naked people were now sitting at their tables, eating the salad and sipping the Due Bianco. Angela noticed that some of the diners were drinking spritzers of the wine and special sauce. Hmm, she thought. I think I like it as salad dressing better.

  Shortly, the waiter appeared and announced the main course. Checking the table numbers, Angela moved to the group around table six as her husband moved over to table five. Just before sitting down, she noted that Jacob was sitting next to Tawny and felt a jealous pang roll over her. Damn. I wanted Tawny for myself, she thought.

  Secondo (main course)—

  Tenderloin of Beef accompanied by Horseradish Aioli & Merlot jus and Almond Crusted Salmon with Lemon Leek Sauce with Scalloped Potatoes with Gruyere & Parmesan Cheese Sauce, Haricots Verts with Roasted Garlic & Olive Oil topped with Toasted Almonds Assortment of Signature Dinner Rolls with Cabernet Sauvignon

  Returning her attention to her table, Angela took a sip of her Cabernet as she assessed the group sitting around her. As she expected, the men were still recovering from the Primo course, so she focused on the women. Ah, yes, she thought, spotting the black woman who had been so enthusiastic with Jacob’s cock. She moved closer to the woman, and holding her wine just centimeters from her almost maroon nipple, she asked, “Do you mind if I taste this from your breast?”