Collected Works of Booth Tarkington

by Booth Tarkington

  “‘Snippet,’ Aunt Fanny!” George laughed. “How elegant! And ‘little snippet’ — when I’m over five-feet-eleven?”

  “I said it!” she snapped, departing. “I don’t see how Lucy can stand you!”

  “You’d make an amiable stepmother-in-law!” he called after her. “I’ll be careful about proposing to Lucy!”

  These were but roughish spots in a summer that glided by evenly and quickly enough, for the most part, and, at the end, seemed to fly. On the last night before George went back to be a Junior, his mother asked him confidently if it had not been a happy summer.

  He hadn’t thought about it, he answered. “Oh, I suppose so. Why?”

  “I just thought it would be nice to hear you say so,” she said, smiling. “I mean, it’s pleasant for people of my age to know that people of your age realize that they’re happy.”

  “People of your age!” he repeated. “You know you don’t look precisely like an old woman, mother. Not precisely!”

  “No,” she said. “And I suppose I feel about as young as you do, inside, but it won’t be many years before I must begin to look old. It does come!” She sighed, still smiling. “It’s seemed to me that, it must have been a happy summer for you — a real ‘summer of roses and wine’ — without the wine, perhaps. ‘Gather ye roses while ye may’ — or was it primroses? Time does really fly, or perhaps it’s more like the sky — and smoke—”

  George was puzzled. “What do you mean: time being like the sky and smoke?”

  “I mean the things that we have and that we think are so solid — they’re like smoke, and time is like the sky that the smoke disappears into. You know how a wreath of smoke goes up from a chimney, and seems all thick and black and busy against the sky, as if it were going to do such important things and last forever, and you see it getting thinner and thinner — and then, in such a little while, it isn’t there at all; nothing is left but the sky, and the sky keeps on being just the same forever.”

  “It strikes me you’re getting mixed up,” said George cheerfully. “I don’t see much resemblance between time and the sky, or between things and smoke-wreaths; but I do see one reason you like Lucy Morgan so much. She talks that same kind of wistful, moony way sometimes — I don’t mean to say I mind it in either of you, because I rather like to listen to it, and you’ve got a very good voice, mother. It’s nice to listen to, no matter how much smoke and sky, and so on, you talk. So’s Lucy’s for that matter; and I see why you’re congenial. She talks that way to her father, too; and he’s right there with the same kind of guff. Well, it’s all right with me!” He laughed, teasingly, and allowed her to retain his hand, which she had fondly seized. “I’ve got plenty to think about when people drool along!”

  She pressed his hand to her cheek, and a tear made a tiny warm streak across one of his knuckles.

  “For heaven’s sake!” he said. “What’s the matter? Isn’t everything all right?”

  “You’re going away!”

  “Well, I’m coming back, don’t you suppose? Is that all that worries you?”

  She cheered up, and smiled again, but shook her head. “I never can bear to see you go — that’s the most of it. I’m a little bothered about your father, too.”

  “Why?”

  “It seems to me he looks so badly. Everybody thinks so.”

  “What nonsense!” George laughed. “He’s been looking that way all summer. He isn’t much different from the way he’s looked all his life, that I can see. What’s the matter with him?”

  “He never talks much about his business to me but I think he’s been worrying about some investments he made last year. I think his worry has affected his health.”

  “What investments?” George demanded. “He hasn’t gone into Mr. Morgan’s automobile concern, has he?”

  “No,” Isabel smiled. “The ‘automobile concern’ is all Eugene’s, and it’s so small I understand it’s taken hardly anything. No; your father has always prided himself on making only the most absolutely safe investments, but two or three years ago he and your Uncle George both put a great deal — pretty much everything they could get together, I think — into the stock of rolling-mills some friends of theirs owned, and I’m afraid the mills haven’t been doing well.”

  “What of that? Father needn’t worry. You and I could take care of him the rest of his life on what grandfather—”

  “Of course,” she agreed. “But your father’s always lived so for his business and taken such pride in his sound investments; it’s a passion with him. I—”

  “Pshaw! He needn’t worry! You tell him we’ll look after him: we’ll build him a little stone bank in the backyard, if he busts up, and he can go and put his pennies in it every morning. That’ll keep him just as happy as he ever was!” He kissed her. “Good-night, I’m going to tell Lucy good-bye. Don’t sit up for me.”

  She walked to the front gate with him, still holding his hand, and he told her again not to “sit up” for him.

  “Yes, I will,” she laughed. “You won’t be very late.”

  “Well — it’s my last night.”

  “But I know Lucy, and she knows I want to see you, too, your last night. You’ll see: she’ll send you home promptly at eleven!”

  But she was mistaken: Lucy sent him home promptly at ten.

  Chapter XII

  ISABEL’S UNEASINESS ABOUT her husband’s health — sometimes reflected in her letters to George during the winter that followed — had not been alleviated when the accredited Senior returned for his next summer vacation, and she confided to him in his room, soon after his arrival, that “something” the doctor had said to her lately had made her more uneasy than ever.

  “Still worrying over his rolling-mills investments?” George asked, not seriously impressed.

  “I’m afraid it’s past that stage from what Dr. Rainey says. His worries only aggravate his condition now. Dr. Rainey says we ought to get him away.”

  “Well, let’s do it, then.”

  “He won’t go.”

  “He’s a man awfully set in his ways; that’s true,” said George. “I don’t think there’s anything much the matter with him, though, and he looks just the same to me. Have you seen Lucy lately? How is she?”

  “Hasn’t she written you?”

  “Oh, about once a month,” he answered carelessly. “Never says much about herself. How’s she look?”

  “She looks — pretty!” said Isabel. “I suppose she wrote you they’ve moved?”

  “Yes; I’ve got her address. She said they were building.”

  “They did. It’s all finished, and they’ve been in it a month. Lucy is so capable; she keeps house exquisitely. It’s small, but oh, such a pretty little house!”

  “Well, that’s fortunate,” George said. “One thing I’ve always felt they didn’t know a great deal about is architecture.”

  “Don’t they?” asked Isabel, surprised. “Anyhow, their house is charming. It’s way out beyond the end of Amberson Boulevard; it’s quite near that big white house with a gray-green roof somebody built out there a year or so ago. There are any number of houses going up, out that way; and the trolley-line runs within a block of them now, on the next street, and the traction people are laying tracks more than three miles beyond. I suppose you’ll be driving out to see Lucy to-morrow.”

  “I thought—” George hesitated. “I thought perhaps I’d go after dinner this evening.”

  At this his mother laughed, not astonished. “It was only my feeble joke about ‘to-morrow,’ Georgie! I was pretty sure you couldn’t wait that long. Did Lucy write you about the factory?”

  “No. What factory?”

  “The automobile shops. They had rather a dubious time at first, I’m afraid, and some of Eugene’s experiments turned out badly, but this spring they’ve finished eight automobiles and sold them all, and they’ve got twelve more almost finished, and they’re sold already! Eugene’s so gay over it!”

  “Wha
t do his old sewing-machines look like? Like that first one he had when they came here?”

  “No, indeed! These have rubber tires blown up with air — pneumatic! And they aren’t so high; they’re very easy to get into, and the engine’s in front — Eugene thinks that’s a great improvement. They’re very interesting to look at; behind the driver’s seat there’s a sort of box where four people can sit, with a step and a little door in the rear, and—”

  “I know all about it,” said George. “I’ve seen any number like that, East. You can see all you want of ’em, if you stand on Fifth Avenue half an hour, any afternoon. I’ve seen half-a-dozen go by almost at the same time — within a few minutes, anyhow; and of course electric hansoms are a common sight there any day. I hired one, myself, the last time I was there. How fast do Mr. Morgan’s machines go?”

  “Much too fast! It’s very exhilarating — but rather frightening; and they do make a fearful uproar. He says, though, he thinks he sees a way to get around the noisiness in time.”

  “I don’t mind the noise,” said George. “Give me a horse, for mine, though, any day. I must get up a race with one of these things: Pendennis’ll leave it one mile behind in a two-mile run. How’s grandfather?”

  “He looks well, but he complains sometimes of his heart: I suppose that’s natural at his age — and it’s an Amberson trouble.” Having mentioned this, she looked anxious instantly. “Did you ever feel any weakness there, Georgie?”

  “No!” he laughed.

  “Are you sure, dear?”

  “No!” And he laughed again. “Did you?”

  “Oh, I think not — at least, the doctor told me he thought my heart was about all right. He said I needn’t be alarmed.”

  “I should think not! Women do seem to be always talking about health: I suppose they haven’t got enough else to think of!”

  “That must be it,” she said gayly. “We’re an idle lot!”

  George had taken off his coat. “I don’t like to hint to a lady,” he said, “but I do want to dress before dinner.”

  “Don’t be long; I’ve got to do a lot of looking at you, dear!” She kissed him and ran away singing.

  But his Aunt Fanny was not so fond; and at the dinner-table there came a spark of liveliness into her eye when George patronizingly asked her what was the news in her own “particular line of sport.”

  “What do you mean, Georgie?” she asked quietly.

  “Oh I mean: What’s the news in the fast set generally? You been causing any divorces lately?”

  “No,” said Fanny, the spark in her eye getting brighter. “I haven’t been causing anything.”

  “Well, what’s the gossip? You usually hear pretty much everything that goes on around the nooks and crannies in this town, I hear. What’s the last from the gossips’ corner, auntie?”

  Fanny dropped her eyes, and the spark was concealed, but a movement of her lower lip betokened a tendency to laugh, as she replied. “There hasn’t been much gossip lately, except the report that Lucy Morgan and Fred Kinney are engaged — and that’s quite old, by this time.”

  Undeniably, this bit of mischief was entirely successful, for there was a clatter upon George’s plate. “What — what do you think you’re talking about?” he gasped.

  Miss Fanny looked up innocently. “About the report of Lucy Morgan’s engagement to Fred Kinney.”

  George turned dumbly to his mother, and Isabel shook her head reassuringly. “People are always starting rumours,” she said. “I haven’t paid any attention to this one.”

  “But you — you’ve heard it?” he stammered.

  “Oh, one hears all sorts of nonsense, dear. I haven’t the slightest idea that it’s true.”

  “Then you have heard it!”

  “I wouldn’t let it take my appetite,” his father suggested drily. “There are plenty of girls in the world!”

  George turned pale.

  “Eat your dinner, Georgie,” his aunt said sweetly. “Food will do you good. I didn’t say I knew this rumour was true. I only said I’d heard it.”

  “When? When did you hear it!”

  “Oh, months ago!” And Fanny found any further postponement of laughter impossible.

  “Fanny, you’re a hard-hearted creature,” Isabel said gently. “You really are. Don’t pay any attention to her, George. Fred Kinney’s only a clerk in his uncle’s hardware place: he couldn’t marry for ages — even if anybody would accept him!”

  George breathed tumultuously. “I don’t care anything about ‘ages’! What’s that got to do with it?” he said, his thoughts appearing to be somewhat disconnected. “‘Ages,’ don’t mean anything! I only want to know — I want to know — I want—” He stopped.

  “What do you want?” his father asked crossly.

  “Why don’t you say it? Don’t make such a fuss.”

  “I’m not — not at all,” George declared, pushing his chair back from the table.

  “You must finish your dinner, dear,” his mother urged. “Don’t—”

  “I have finished. I’ve eaten all I want. I don’t want any more than I wanted. I don’t want — I—” He rose, still incoherent. “I prefer — I want — Please excuse me!”

  He left the room, and a moment later the screens outside the open front door were heard to slam:

  “Fanny! You shouldn’t—”

  “Isabel, don’t reproach me, he did have plenty of dinner, and I only told the truth: everybody has been saying—”

  “But there isn’t any truth in it.”

  “We don’t actually know there isn’t,” Miss Fanny insisted, giggling. “We’ve never asked Lucy.”

  “I wouldn’t ask her anything so absurd!”

  “George would,” George’s father remarked. “That’s what he’s gone to do.”

  Mr. Minafer was not mistaken: that was what his son had gone to do. Lucy and her father were just rising from their dinner table when the stirred youth arrived at the front door of the new house. It was a cottage, however, rather than a house; and Lucy had taken a free hand with the architect, achieving results in white and green, outside, and white and blue, inside, to such effect of youth and daintiness that her father complained of “too much spring-time!” The whole place, including his own bedroom, was a young damsel’s boudoir, he said, so that nowhere could he smoke a cigar without feeling like a ruffian. However, he was smoking when George arrived, and he encouraged George to join him in the pastime, but the caller, whose air was both tense and preoccupied, declined with something like agitation.

  “I never smoke — that is, I’m seldom — I mean, no thanks,” he said. “I mean not at all. I’d rather not.”

  “Aren’t you well, George?” Eugene asked, looking at him in perplexity. “Have you been overworking at college? You do look rather pa—”

  “I don’t work,” said George. “I mean I don’t work. I think, but I don’t work. I only work at the end of the term. There isn’t much to do.”

  Eugene’s perplexity was little decreased, and a tinkle of the door-bell afforded him obvious relief. “It’s my foreman,” he said, looking at his watch. “I’ll take him out in the yard to talk. This is no place for a foreman.” And he departed, leaving the “living room” to Lucy and George. It was a pretty room, white panelled and blue curtained — and no place for a foreman, as Eugene said. There was a grand piano, and Lucy stood leaning back against it, looking intently at George, while her fingers, behind her, absently struck a chord or two. And her dress was the dress for that room, being of blue and white, too; and the high colour in her cheeks was far from interfering with the general harmony of things — George saw with dismay that she was prettier than ever, and naturally he missed the reassurance he might have felt had he been able to guess that Lucy, on her part, was finding him better looking than ever. For, however unusual the scope of George’s pride, vanity of beauty was not included; he did not think about his looks.

  “What’s wrong, George?” she asked softly.


  “What do you mean: ‘What’s wrong?’”

  “You’re awfully upset about something. Didn’t you get though your examination all right?”

  “Certainly I did. What makes you think anything’s ‘wrong’ with me?”

  “You do look pale, as papa said, and it seemed to me that the way you talked sounded — well, a little confused.”

  “‘Confused’! I said I didn’t care to smoke. What in the world is confused about that?”

  “Nothing. But—”

  “See here!” George stepped close to her. “Are you glad to see me?”

  “You needn’t be so fierce about it!” Lucy protested, laughing at his dramatic intensity. “Of course I am! How long have I been looking forward to it?”

  “I don’t know,” he said sharply, abating nothing of his fierceness. “How long have you?”

  “Why — ever since you went away!”

  “Is that true? Lucy, is that true?”

  “You are funny!” she said. “Of course it’s true. Do tell me what’s the matter with you, George!”

  “I will!” he exclaimed. “I was a boy when I saw you last. I see that now, though I didn’t then. Well, I’m not a boy any longer. I’m a man, and a man has a right to demand a totally different treatment.”

  “Why has he?”

  “What?”

  “I don’t seem to be able to understand you at all, George. Why shouldn’t a boy be treated just as well as a man?”

  George seemed to find himself at a loss. “Why shouldn’t — Well, he shouldn’t, because a man has a right to certain explanations.”

  “What explanations?”

  “Whether he’s been made a toy of!” George almost shouted. “That’s what I want to know!”

  Lucy shook her head despairingly. “You are the queerest person! You say you’re a man now, but you talk more like a boy than ever. What does make you so excited?”

  “‘Excited!’” he stormed. “Do you dare to stand there and call me ‘excited’? I tell you, I never have been more calm or calmer in my life! I don’t know that a person needs to be called ‘excited’ because he demands explanations that are his simple due!”