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Why do Clocks run clockwise?

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by David Feldman

Roller skating rinks, music in

  Ruins, layers of

  Sailors, bell bottom trousers and

  Salt, treatment of icy roads by

  San Francisco, sourdough bread in

  Sand, treatment of icy roads by

  Scars, hair growth and

  Screwdrivers, reasons for Phillips

  “Semi,” origins of term

  Seventy-two degrees, human comfort at

  Shaving armpits, women and

  Shoes found on highways

  Silverstone

  Sinks, overflow mechanisms on

  Skating music, roller rinks and

  Sleep, twitches during

  Snakes, tongues of

  Sneezing, looking up and

  Soap, Ivory, purity of

  Soft drinks

  containers for

  pinholes on bottle caps of

  Sourdough bread, San Francisco

  Speed limit, 55 mph

  Speedometers

  Staining, paperback books and

  Stamps, postage, taste of

  Stocking runs

  direction of

  effect of freezing upon

  Sugar, spoilage of

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  Surgeon, color of uniforms of

  Teachers, apples for

  Teflon

  Telephones, touch tone keypad for

  Temperature, human comfort and

  Tennis, scoring in

  Three-way light bulbs

  burnout of

  functioning of

  Tinnitus, causes of

  Tires

  automobile tread, disposition of

  bicycle

  white wall

  Toilets

  flush handles on

  seat covers for

  Touch tone telephones, keypad configurations for Traffic control

  55 mph speed limit and

  traffic lights and

  Traffic signs, placement of dangerous curve Tread, disposition of worn

  Trucks, origins of term “semi” and

  Twenty-one gun salute, origins of

  Twitches during sleep

  “Two bits,” origins of term

  Two by Fours, measurement of

  Underarm hair, human

  Uniforms, surgeons’

  Unscented hair spray, smell of

  Vaccination marks, hair growth and

  Voices, causes of high and low

  Volkswagen Beetles, elimination of

  Wagon wheels in film, movement of

  Warning labels, mattress tag

  Washington D. C., “J” Street in

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  Water, color of

  Whips, cracking sound of

  White paint on homes

  White pepper, source of

  White-wall tires, thickness of

  Window envelopes

  Wisdom teeth, purpose of

  Wrinkles on extremities

  X-rated movies, XXX-rated movies versus

  “Xmas,” origins of the word

  Yawning, contagiousness of

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  Master Index of

  Imponderability

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  Following is a complete index of all ten Imponderables® books and Who Put the Butter in Butterfly? The bold number before the colon indicates the book title (see the Title Key below); the numbers that follow the colon are the page numbers. Simple as that.

  Title Key

  1 = Why Don’t Cats Like to Swim? ( formerly published as Imponderables)

  2 = Why Do Clocks Run Clockwise?

  3 = When Do Fish Sleep?

  4 = Why Do Dogs Have Wet Noses?

  5 = Do Penguins Have Knees?

  6 = Are Lobsters Ambidextrous? ( formerly published as When Did Wild Poodles Roam the Earth?)

  7 = How Does Aspirin Find a Headache?

  8 = What Are Hyenas Laughing at, Anyway?

  9 = How Do Astronauts Scratch an Itch?

  10 = Do Elephants Jump?

  11 = Who Put the Butter in Butterfly?

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  “1/2,” meaning of, in street addresses

  1040 form, numbering scheme of

  20-20 vision, origins of

  24-second clock in NBA basketball

  3-D glasses and movies

  501, Levi jeans, origin of name

  7-11 Stores, lack of locks on

  7UP, origins of name

  “86,” origins of term

  9 as number to get outside line on telephones 911 as emergency telephone number

  98.6 degrees Fahrenheit as comfortable ambient temperature Absorbine Jr., origins of

  Absorbine Sr., identity of

  AC, and DC

  Accents, American, of foreign singers

  Aches

  Acre, origins of

  Acrylic, virgin

  Actors, speed of speech of

  Address labels on magazines

  Addresses and ZIP codes, on envelopes

  Addresses, street, half-numbers on

  Advertising sales in TV programming, overrun live programming and

  Aerosol cans, shaking of

  After-shave lotion, stinging and

  Age of majority, 21 as

  Aging and effect on voices

  Agitators in washing machines, movement of Air mail and “Par Avion”

  Air temperature, versus water temperature, perception of Airlines

  chime signals on

  cold rolls at meal service

  dearth of female pilots on

  honey roasted peanuts

  inflation of oxygen masks

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  tickets, red carbons on

  Airplanes

  coffee bags in lavatories

  dimming of interior lights

  ear popping and

  feet swelling and

  numbering of Boeing jets

  “Qantas,” spelling of

  red and green lights on

  seat belts

  shoulder harnesses

  U.S. flags on exterior

  Alarm clocks, life before

  Alcohol

  in cough medicine

  proof of

  Algebra, X in

  “All wool and a yard wide,” origins of term

  “Allemande”

  “Alligator” shirts

  Alphabet, order of

  Alphabet soup

  distribution of letters

  outside of U.S.,

  Aluminum cans, crushability of

  Aluminum foil

  and heat to touch

  two sides of

  Aluminum foil, on neck of champagne bottles Ambidexterity in lobsters

  Ambulances, snake emblems on

  American accents of foreign singers

  American singles, Kraft, milk in

  “Ampersand”

  Amputees, phantom limb sensations in

  Anchors, submarines and

  Angel food cake and position while cooling Animal tamers and kitchen chairs

  Ants

  separation from colony

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  sidewalks and

  “Apache dance”

  Apes, hair picking of

  Appendix, function of

  Apples, as gifts for teachers

  Apples and pears, discoloration of

  Apples in roasted pigs’ mouths

  April 15, as due date for taxes

  Aquariums, fear of fish in

  Arabic numbers, origins of

  Architectural pencils, grades of

  Area codes, middle digits of

  Armies, marching patterns of

  Armpits, shaving of

  Army and Navy, Captain rank in

  Art pencils, grades of

  Aspirin

  headaches and

  safety cap on 100-count bottles of

  Astrology, different dates for s
igns in

  Astronauts and itching

  “At loggerheads”

  Athletics, Oakland, and elephant insignia

  “Atlas”

  ATMs

  swiping of credit cards in

  swiping versus dipping of credit cards in transaction costs of

  “Attorney-at-law”

  Auctioneers, chanting of

  Audiocassette tape on side of road

  Audiocassette tapes on roadsides

  Audiotape, versus videotape technology

  Audiotape recorders

  counter numbers on

  play and record switches on

  Automobiles

  batteries and concrete floors

  bright/dimmer switch position

  bunching of, on highways

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  cardboard on grills

  clicking sound of turn signals

  cockroaches in

  Corvette, 1983

  cruise controls

  day/night switch on rear-view mirrors

  dimples on headlamps

  elimination of side vents

  gas gauges in

  headlamp shutoff

  headlights and deer

  holes in ceiling of

  key release button on

  keys, ignition and door

  “new car smell”

  oil loss after oil change

  oil, grades of

  rear windows of

  rentals, cost in Florida of

  side-view mirrors

  speed limits

  speedometers

  tire tread

  weight of batteries

  white wall tires

  windshield wipers, versus buses

  Autopsies of executed criminals

  “Ax to grind”

  Babies

  blinking

  burping

  hair color

  high temperatures, tolerance of

  sleep

  Baby corn, in supermarkets

  Baby pigeons, elusiveness of

  Baby Ruth, origins of name

  Baby shrimp, peeling and cleaning of

  “Back and fill”

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  Back tapping during physical exams

  Backlogs in repair shops

  Bad breath, upon awakening, in the morning Badges, marshals’ and sheriffs’

  Bagels, holes in

  Bags under eyes

  Bags, paper, jagged edges and

  Baked goods

  Pennsylvania and

  seven-layer cakes

  unctuous taste until cooled

  Baked potatoes in steak houses

  Ball throwing, sex differences and

  Ballet, “on pointe” in

  Balls, orange, on power lines

  Balls, tennis, fuzz and

  Balsa wood, classification as hardwood

  Banana peels as slipping agents

  Bananas, growth of

  Band-Aid packages, red tear strings on

  Bands, tardiness of, in nightclubs

  Bands, marching, formation of

  Bands, paper, around Christmas card envelopes Banking

  ATM charges

  hours

  Barbecue grills, shape of

  “Barbecue”

  Barbie, hair of, versus Ken’s

  Barefoot kickers in football

  Bark, tree, color of

  Barns, red color of

  Bars

  mirrors in

  sawdust on floor of

  television sound and

  Baseball

  black stripes on bats

  Candlestick Park, origins of

  cap buttons

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  caps, green undersides of

  circle next to batter’s box in

  dugout heights

  first basemen, ball custody of

  home plate sweeping, by umpires

  home plate, shape of

  Japanese uniforms

  “K,” as symbol for strikeout

  pitcher’s mounds, location of

  Baseball cards

  wax on wrappers

  white stuff on gum

  Basements, lack of, in southern houses

  Basketball

  24-second clock in NBA

  duration of periods in

  Basketballs, fake seams on

  Baskin-Robbins, cost of cones versus cups at

  “Batfowling”

  Bathrooms

  group visits by females to

  ice in urinals of

  in supermarkets

  Bathtub drains, location of

  Bathubs, overflow mechanisms on

  Bats, baseball, stripes on

  Batteries

  automobile, weight of

  concrete floors and

  drainage of, in cassette players

  nine-volt, shape of

  sizes of

  volume and power loss in

  “Battle royal”

  Bazooka Joe, eye patch of

  Beacons, police car, colors on

  “Bead,” “Draw a,” origins of term

  Beaks versus bills, birds and

  Beanbag packs in electronics boxes

  Beans, green, “French” style

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  Beards on turkeys

  “Bears [stock market]”

  “Beating around the bush”

  Beavers, dam building and

  “Bedlam”

  Beds, mattresses, floral graphics on

  Beef, red color of

  Beeps before network news on radio

  Beer

  and plastic bottles

  steins, lids of

  temperature in Old West

  twistoff bottle caps, merits of

  Beetle, Volkswagen, elimination of

  Bell bottoms, sailors and

  Bells in movie theaters

  Belly dancers, amplitude of

  Belts, color of, in martial arts

  Ben-Gay, creator of

  “Berserk”

  Best Foods Mayonnaise, versus Hellmann’s

  Beverly Hills, “Beverly” in

  “Beyond the pale”

  Bias on audiotape

  Bibles, courtrooms and

  Bicycles

  clicking noises

  crossbars on

  tires

  Bill posting at construction sites

  Billboards, spinning blades on

  Bill-counting machines

  Bills versus beaks, birds and

  “Bimonthly”

  “Bingo,” origin of term

  Binoculars, adjustments for

  Bird droppings, color of

  “Birdie”

  Birds [see also specific types]

  bills versus beaks in

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  coloring of

  death of

  direction of takeoff

  droppings, color of

  honking during migration

  jet lag and

  migration patterns of

  sleeping habits of

  telephone wires and

  walking versus hopping

  worms and

  Birthday candles, trick

  “Birthday suit”

  Biting of fingernails, reasons for

  Bitings in keys

  “Bitter end”

  “Biweekly”

  Black

  clothing and bohemians

  gondola color

  judges’ robes

  specks in ice cream

  stripes on baseball bats

  “Blackmail”

  Blacktop roads, lightening of

  Blades, razor, hotel slots for

  Bleach, flour and

  Blind

  money counting

  wearing dark glasses

  Blinking and babies

  “Blockhead”
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  Blood, color of

  Blouses, women’s, lack of sleeve length sizes in Blue

  as color for baby boys

  as color of blueprints

  as color of racquetballs

  in hair rinses

  “Blue blood,” origin of term

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  Blue Demons and De Paul University

  Blue jeans and orange thread

  “Blue jeans”

  “Blue moon”

  Blue plate special, origins of

  Blue ribbons (as first prize)

  “Blue streak”

  Blueprints, color of

  “Blurb”

  Blushing and feelings of warmth

  Boats, red and green lights on

  “Bobbies [London officers]”

  “Bobby pins”

  Body hair

  loss of, in humans

  pubic hair, purpose of

  underarm hair, purpose of

  Body odor, human immunity to own

  Boeing, numbering of jets

  “Bogey”

  Boiling water during home births

  Bombs and mushroom clouds

  Book staining, of paperback book pages

  Books

  checkered cloth on

  pagination in

  Boots on ranchers’ fence posts

  “Booze”

  Bottle caps, beer, twistoff, merits of

  Bottles, cola, one-and two-liter

  Bottles, soda, holes on bottom of

  Boulder, Colorado, magazine subscriptions and Bowling, “turkey” in

  Bowling pins, stripes on

  Bowling shoes, rented, ugliness of

  Boxer shorts, versus briefs

  Boxers, sniffing and

  Boxes, Japanese, yellow color of

  Bracelets, migration of clasps on

  Brain, Ten percent use of, alleged

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  “Brass tacks”

  “Bravo Zulu,” origins of

  Brazil nuts in assortments

  Bread

  “French” versus “Italian”

  kneading of

  staling of

  yeast in

  “Break a leg”

  Breath, bad, upon awakening, in the morning Brick shape of gold bullion

  Bricks

  holes in

  in skyscrapers

  Bridges versus roads, freezing characteristics of Bridges, covered, purpose of

  Briefs, versus boxer shorts

  Brights/dimmer switch, position of, in automobiles Broccoli and cans

  Brominated vegetable oil in orange soda

  Brushes, hair, length of handles on

  Bubble gum

  baseball card gum

  Bazooka Joe’s eyepatch

  bubble-making ingredients

  flavors of

  pink color of

  “Buck”

  Buckles, pilgrim hats and

  Buffets, new plates at

  Bulbs, light

  and noise when shaking

  halogen

  high cost of 25-watt variety

  Bull rings, purpose of

  “Bulls [stock market]”

  “Bunkum”

  Bunnies, chocolate Easter

 

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