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1,227 QI Facts To Blow Your Socks Off

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by John Lloyd

smugairle róin,

  which literally translates as

  ‘seal’s snot’.

  The French

  for a walkie-talkie is

  un talkie walkie.

  The Eiffel Tower

  has the same nickname

  as Margaret Thatcher.

  It’s known as La Dame de Fer

  (‘The Iron Lady’).

  Crime, disease and average

  walking speed increase by 15%

  as a city doubles in size.

  People all over the world

  are walking 10% faster

  than they did a decade ago.

  Airlines all over the world are flying

  10% slower than they did in 1960

  (to save on fuel costs).

  As an apple falls to Earth,

  the Earth falls very, very slightly

  towards the apple.

  Isaac Newton served as MP for Cambridge

  but spoke in the House only once.

  He asked for a window to be closed

  because it was draughty.

  Bram Stoker,

  the author of Dracula,

  married Oscar Wilde’s

  first girlfriend.

  Arthur Ransome,

  author of Swallows and Amazons,

  married Trotsky’s secretary.

  Two-thirds of all the poetry

  sold in the UK by living poets

  is by Seamus Heaney.

  The Slavonic name

  for God is

  Bog.

  In 1568, the Catholic Church

  condemned the entire population of

  the Netherlands to death for heresy.

  In the 1930s, the Rev. Frederick Densham

  of Warleggan in Cornwall

  alienated his flock by painting the church

  blue and red, surrounding his rectory

  with barbed wire and replacing

  the congregation with

  cardboard cut-outs.

  Stalin had shamans

  thrown out of helicopters

  to give them a chance to

  prove that they could fly.

  It is most likely to be raining

  at 7 a.m.

  and least likely

  at 3 a.m.

  In Maori,

  the word Maori

  means ‘normal’.

  Princess Anne

  was the only woman

  not to be gender-tested

  at the 1976 Montreal Olympics.

  Anne, Duc de Montmorency (1493–1567),

  was a French general and politician.

  He was named after his mother,

  Anne Pot.

  Pol Pot,

  the Cambodian dictator

  responsible for the deaths

  of 21% of his country’s people,

  was a former

  geography teacher.

  The Swahili word

  for a coconut is

  nazi.

  ‘Mother-in-law’

  is an anagram of

  ‘Hitler woman’.

  Both Stalin and Hans Christian Anderson

  were the sons of a cobbler and a

  washerwoman.

  In 1187, as a symbol of unity

  between their two countries,

  Richard I of England

  spent a night in the same bed

  as Philip II of France.

  In 1381, Richard II made Chelmsford

  the capital of England

  for one week.

  In 1517, Richard Foxe,

  the blind bishop of Winchester,

  founded Corpus Christi College, Oxford.

  On his first visit to the new college,

  he was led twice round the main quad

  to make it seem bigger than it really was.

  In 1953, Keith Richards’ musical career

  began as a choirboy

  singing at the Queen’s coronation.

  No male jaguar

  has ever successfully mated

  with a female tiger:

  if it were to happen, the resulting animal

  would be known as

  a ‘jagger’.

  Early draft names for

  Walt Disney’s seven dwarfs included

  Flabby, Dirty, Shifty,

  Lazy, Burpy, Baldy

  and Biggo-Ego.

  Strictly speaking,

  the plural of dwarf

  is dwarrows.

  In 2011, Toyota announced that

  the official plural of Prius was

  Prii.

  Research using rabbits

  has led to 26 Nobel Prizes

  for Physiology or Medicine.

  To process their food

  with maximum efficiency,

  rabbits swallow up to

  80% of their own faeces.

  The Sumatran rabbit

  is so rare and shy

  that the nearest humans

  have no word for it in their language.

  Bugs Bunny

  is not a rabbit

  but a hare.

  The sloth is the only animal

  named after one of the Seven Deadly Sins.

  During the rainy season,

  its metabolism slows down so much

  that it can starve to death

  on a full stomach.

  Dolphins shed

  the top layer of their skin

  every two hours.

  Paper can only be recycled six times.

  After that, the fibres

  are too weak to hold together.

  A 2011 study by Nobel Economics laureate

  Daniel Kahneman of 25 top Wall Street

  traders found that they were

  no more consistently successful

  than a chimpanzee tossing a coin.

  A 2011 study in the journal Psychology,

  Crime and Law tested 39 British senior

  managers and CEOs and found that they

  had more psychopathic tendencies

  than patients in Broadmoor.

  Since 1980, the salaries of executives in

  FTSE 100 companies have risen by 4,000%

  compared to 300% for their employees.

  An average pay rise of 50% in 2010

  took the annual earnings of the directors

  of Britain’s FTSE 100 companies

  to £2.7 million each: over 100 times

  the national average.

  At the end of 2011,

  the FTSE index stood at 5572:

  1358 points lower

  than it was at the end of 1999.

  Google

  was originally called

  Back-Rub.

  The acnestis

  is the part of the back

  that is impossible to scratch.

  The most common treatment

  for angina is

  nitroglycerin.

  It comes in pills, sprays or patches.

  All Bran

  is only

  87% bran.

  Malo kingi is a jellyfish

  named after Robert King,

  an American tourist

  who died in Australia

  after being stung by one.

  The man after whom

  Parkinson’s disease is named

  was once arrested for plotting

  to assassinate George III

  with a poisoned dart.

  The man after whom

  Tourette’s Syndrome is named

  was shot in the head

  by one of his patients.

  Spix’s macaw

  is named after

  the first man to shoot one.

  Until 1857, it was legal for

  British husbands to sell their wives.

  The going rate was £3,000

  (£23,000 in today’s money).

  The most common reaction

  from men confronted by

  TV Licensing Enforcement Officers is,


  ‘I thought my wife

  was dealing with it.’

  King Herod’s first wife

  was called Doris.

  Thomas Edison

  proposed to his second wife

  in Morse code.

  The first escalator was for fun,

  rather than for practical purposes.

  It was installed at Coney Island

  in New York and ridden by 75,000 people

  in its first two weeks.

  Attendants bearing brandy and

  smelling salts stood at the top of the first

  escalator in Harrods, to revive shoppers

  who became light-headed on the ride.

  At least one person a week in the UK

  changes their middle name

  to ‘Danger’ by deed poll.

  If all the British Empire’s dead of the

  First World War were to march

  four abreast down Whitehall, it would

  take them almost four days and nights

  to pass the Cenotaph.

  At the age of 19, J. S. Bach

  walked 420 miles to see

  a performance by the composer

  Buxtehude.

  To chork

  is to make a noise like feet

  walking in waterlogged shoes.

  J’ai des rossignols

  (‘I’ve got nightingales’)

  is French for

  unexplained noises

  coming from a car.

  250,000 birds were killed

  by the Exxon Valdez oil spill in 1989.

  About the same number die

  from crashing into window glass

  in the US every day.

  Only half the passengers and crew

  who reached America on the Mayflower

  in November 1621

  survived until the following spring.

  Two-thirds of the world’s caviar

  is eaten aboard

  the QE2.

  There are 35,112 golf courses

  in the world,

  half of them in the USA.

  All the world’s golf courses put together

  cover more land area

  than the Bahamas.

  The land around the Iron Curtain

  lay untouched for decades. In 1989,

  it was turned into a nature reserve

  1,400 kilometres long, but less than

  200 metres wide.

  Victorian guidebooks advised women

  to put pins in their mouths

  to avoid being kissed in the dark

  when trains went through tunnels.

  Beekeeping is illegal under the

  New York City Health Code,

  because bees are

  ‘naturally inclined to do harm’.

  Herring talk out of their arses,

  communicating by firing bubbles from

  their backsides that sound like

  high-pitched raspberries.

  The filament of the first

  commercial light bulb,

  patented by Thomas Edison in 1880,

  was made of bamboo.

  The tall chef ’s hat or toque blanche

  traditionally had a hundred pleats

  to represent the number of ways

  an egg could be cooked.

  It was once suggested that

  New York should be called Brimaquonx,

  combining the names

  of all the city’s boroughs –

  Brooklyn, Staten Island, Manhattan,

  Queens and Bronx –

  into one.

  Tibet has a smaller GDP than Malta,

  but is 4,000 times its size.

  Hamesucken

  is the crime of assaulting someone

  in their own home.

  Hapax legomenon

  describes a word or phrase

  that has only been used once.

  Haptodysphoria

  is the feeling you get from

  running your nails

  down a blackboard.

  Hydrophobophobia

  is the fear of

  hydrophobia.

  Women buy

  85% of the world’s Valentine cards and

  96% of all the candles

  in America.

  Einstein

  gave his $32,000 Nobel Prize money to

  his first wife, Mileva,

  as part of their divorce settlement.

  The best-selling work of fiction

  of the 15th century was

  The Tale of the Two Lovers,

  an erotic novel by the man who later

  became Pope Pius II.

  Tiramisu

  means ‘pick me up’

  in Italian.

  The names of the English rivers

  Amber, Avon, Axe, Esk, Exe, Ouse,

  Humber, Irwell, Thames and Tyne

  all mean ‘river’ or ‘water’

  in various ancient languages.

  There are no rivers

  in Saudi Arabia.

  The Onyx River

  is the only river in Antarctica.

  It flows for just 60 days a year

  in high summer.

  The river with the largest

  discharge volume

  in Albania is the Seman.

  About 100 miles north of the Seman

  is the small town of

  Puke.

  The gold medals at London 2012

  were the largest and heaviest

  ever awarded at a Summer Olympics,

  but are only 1.34% gold.

  In 1979, the Uruguayan footballer

  Daniel Allende transferred

  from Central Español to Rentistas

  for a fee of 550 beefsteaks,

  to be paid in instalments

  of 25 steaks a week.

  In 1937, Gillingham FC

  sold one of their players to Aston Villa for

  three second-hand turnstiles,

  two goalkeepers’ sweaters, three cans of

  weed-killer and an old typewriter.

  Typewriters used to be known as

  ‘literary pianos’.

  The raw materials needed to make a

  desktop computer, including

  530 lb of fossil fuels,

  50 lb of chemicals and

  3,330 lb of water,

  weigh two tons:

  about the same as a rhinoceros.

  Exocet is French for

  ‘flying fish’.

  Ancient Scandinavians

  believed that the Aurora Borealis was

  the result of huge shoals of herring

  reflecting light into the sky.

  The word ‘döner’

  in döner kebab

  is Turkish for

  ‘rotating’.

  Woodrow Wilson

  kept a flock of sheep

  on the White House lawn.

  He sold the wool and gave the money

  to the Red Cross.

  Bill Clinton

  was mauled by a sheep

  at the age of eight and didn’t learn

  to ride a bicycle till he was 22.

  Before signing the trade embargo

  against Cuba, John F. Kennedy

  got his press secretary to buy him

  1,000 Cuban cigars.

  Ronald Reagan’s pet name for

  Nancy Reagan was

  ‘Mommy Poo Pants’.

  After George W. Bush

  was re-elected president in 2004,

  the number of calls from US citizens

  to the Canadian Immigration authorities

  jumped from 20,000 to 115,000 a day.

  One of the main contributors

  to the original Oxford English Dictionary

  cut off his penis in a fit of madness.

  The longest palindrome in the

  Oxford English Dictionary is ‘tattarrattat’.

  James Joyce used it in Ulysses
:

  ‘I knew his tattarrattat at the door.’

  The longest palindrome written by one

  poet about another is W. H. Auden’s:

  ‘T. Eliot, top bard, notes putrid tang

  emanating, is sad. I’d assign it a name:

  Gnat dirt upset on drab pot toilet.’

 

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