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1,227 QI Facts To Blow Your Socks Off

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by John Lloyd


  James Joyce

  married a woman called Nora Barnacle.

  She once said to him,

  ‘Why don’t you write books

  people can read?’

  During rehearsals for Peter Pan,

  J. M. Barrie ordered Brussels sprouts

  every day for lunch, but never ate them.

  When asked why, he said:

  ‘I cannot resist ordering them.

  The words are so lovely to say.’

  Botanists

  cannot tell the difference

  between broccoli and cauliflower.

  Rhubarb

  is a vegetable.

  Some species of scorpion

  survive on one meal

  a year.

  The Brazilian state of Rio Grande do Sul

  has only 5% of the country’s population

  but provides 70% of its fashion models.

  The trap-jaw ant

  has the fastest bite in the world:

  its jaws close 2,300 times faster

  than a blink of an eye.

  The statue of Winston Churchill

  in Parliament Square is electrified

  to stop pigeons perching

  on its head.

  In Bolivia,

  the Quechua word for ‘baby’ is

  guagua –

  pronounced ‘wah wah’.

  A baby echidna

  is called

  a ‘puggle’.

  Baby puffins

  are called

  ‘pufflings’.

  Baby hedgehogs

  are called

  ‘hoglets’.

  In 19th-century Britain,

  ‘mock-turtle’ soup was often

  made from cow foetuses.

  Dogs can smell where electric current

  has been and human fingerprints

  that are a week old.

  Lord Byron’s mail often contained

  locks of hair from adoring female fans.

  Some of the clippings he sent them

  in return actually came from

  his pet Newfoundland dog,

  Boatswain.

  As soon as Lord Byron left England

  for the last time in 1816, his creditors

  entered his home and repossessed

  everything he owned, right down to his

  tame squirrel.

  In 1899, Dr Horace Emmett

  announced that the secret

  of eternal youth was injections

  of ground-up squirrel testicles.

  He died later the same year.

  Squirrels

  can remember the hiding places

  of up to 10,000 nuts.

  More than 10,000 seashells

  had to be crushed to make

  the purple dye to colour

  a single Roman toga.

  The Latin verb

  manicare

  means

  ‘to come in the morning’.

  In the novel that the film Pinocchio

  was based on, Jiminy Cricket

  was brutally murdered and

  Pinocchio had his feet burned off and

  was hanged by villagers.

  Donald Duck’s

  voice started out

  as an attempt to do

  an impression

  of a lamb.

  Red Bull

  is illegal in Norway, Denmark,

  Uruguay and Iceland.

  Sitting Bull

  was originally called

  Jumping Badger.

  When Fidel Castro

  seized power in Cuba,

  he ordered all Monopoly sets

  to be destroyed.

  The human body grows fastest

  during its few first weeks in the womb.

  If it were to keep growing

  at the same rate for 50 years,

  it would be bigger than

  Mount Everest.

  To produce beef

  takes 16,000 times its own weight

  in water.

  The Turkish for ‘cannibal’

  is yamyam.

  On 30th June 1998, England lost to

  Argentina in a World Cup penalty

  shoot-out. On that day, and for two days

  afterwards, the number of heart attacks

  in England increased by 25%.

  The first violence of the French Revolution

  took place at a luxury wallpaper factory.

  In 1811, crimes punishable by death

  in Britain included sheep stealing,

  impersonating a Chelsea Pensioner,

  ‘strong evidence of malice’ in children

  aged 7–14, living with gypsies for a month

  and stealing cheese.

  In 2011,

  cheese was the

  most stolen food

  in the world.

  Buzz Aldrin’s

  mother’s maiden name

  was Moon.

  Fritinancy

  is the buzzing of insects.

  Most bees buzz in the key of A,

  unless they are tired,

  when they buzz in the key of E.

  British moths include

  the Uncertain, the Confused, the Magpie,

  the Lackey, the Drinker, the Streak,

  the Ruddy Highflyer, the Buff Arches,

  the Figure of Eighty, the Anomalous, the

  Dark Dagger, the Lettuce Shark,

  the Isabelline Tiger, the Waved Tabby

  and the Mother Shipton.

  The cake

  for the Queen Mother’s wedding

  in 1923 weighed

  half a ton.

  The three

  most searched-for individuals

  in the Nobel Peace Prize

  nomination database are

  Mahatma Gandhi, Joseph Stalin

  and Adolf Hitler.

  A corpocracy

  is a society ruled by corporations;

  a coprocracy is one ruled by shits.

  The first mobile phones

  cost £2,000 each and

  had a battery life of

  about 20 minutes.

  The world’s first weather map,

  published in The Times on 1st April 1875,

  gave the weather for

  the previous day.

  During the First World War,

  explosions from the battle of the Somme

  could be heard on Hampstead Heath.

  Handschuhschneeballwerfer is German slang

  for ‘coward’. It means someone who

  wears gloves to throw snowballs.

  Two French kings were killed by tennis:

  King Louis X (1289–1316) caught a

  fatal chill after one game and

  Charles VIII (1470–98) never recovered

  from a coma after another one. He had

  banged his head on the door lintel

  on the way into the match.

  Humans kill

  at least 100 million sharks a year,

  or about 11,000 an hour.

  Female aphids give birth

  to other live female aphids that are

  already pregnant with yet more

  female aphids.

  A flock of snipe

  is known as a ‘wisp’.

  The bee hummingbird

  is the world’s smallest bird.

  It weighs about as much

  as a tea bag.

  John Ainsworth Horrocks (1818–46),

  who introduced camels to Australia,

  was also accidentally shot by one.

  He died of gangrene a month later,

  but had the camel executed first.

  The Czech general Jan Zizka ordered

  his skin to be turned into a war drum

  after his death. It was beaten at times of

  national emergency, such as the outbreak

  of the Thirty Years War in 1618.

  George Kako
ma, the composer of

  Uganda’s national anthem, sued his

  government for lost royalties in 1962.

  He won the case and was paid 2,000

  Ugandan shillings, equivalent to 50p.

  A ‘jackstraw’ is a 16th-century word for a

  person of no substance or worth.

  A boar produces 200 ml of semen

  each time it ejaculates,

  compared to

  a man’s 3 ml.

  King George III’s urine

  was blue.

  The most times a person

  has been stung by bees

  without dying is 2,443.

  A ‘conscientious objector’

  was originally one who

  refused to have their children inoculated.

  Skiing

  was introduced to Switzerland

  by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

  in 1893.

  Nelson Mandela

  was not removed from

  the US terror watch list

  until 2008.

  The polar explorers

  Roald Amundsen and Ernest Shackleton

  both explored

  in Burberry.

  Two-thirds

  of the world’s population

  has never seen snow.

  The French for candyfloss is

  barbe à papa

  (dad’s beard).

  The Hebrew for candyfloss is

  searot savta

  (grandma’s hair).

  The Afrikaans for candyfloss is

  spookasem

  (ghost breath).

  Moer-my gesig is Afrikaans for

  ‘a face you want to punch’.

  Before he became prime minister of

  Australia in 1983, Bob Hawke got into

  the 1955 Guinness Book of Records

  for drinking two and a half pints of beer

  in 11 seconds.

  11 of the 12 men

  to have walked on the Moon

  were in the Boy Scouts.

  In 1937, comic acrobat Joseph Späh

  survived the Hindenburg airship disaster

  by jumping out of the window.

  The French for

  ‘window-shopping’

  is faire du leche-vitrines or

  ‘window-licking’.

  France has 36,782 mayors,

  five of whom are mayors of villages

  that ceased to exist 92 years ago.

  In 1992, the rules governing what the

  French may legally christen their children

  were relaxed. The following year,

  the most popular name for baby boys

  was ‘Kevin’.

  The French philosopher Voltaire’s

  explanation for why the fossils of

  seashells are found on mountaintops was

  that they had been left there by ancient

  picnickers with a taste for seafood.

  The French mathematician Descartes

  had a theory that monkeys and apes

  were able to talk – but kept quiet

  in case they were asked to do any work.

  Work

  is three times more dangerous

  than war.

  A single human male

  produces enough sperm in a fortnight

  to impregnate every fertile woman

  on the planet.

  None of the best-known

  English swear words

  are of Anglo-Saxon origin.

  Under the provisions of the

  1912 Scottish Protection of Animals Act,

  the Loch Ness monster

  is a protected species.

  Before they were famous,

  Clive James and Sylvester Stallone

  had jobs cleaning out lion cages.

  Eric Clapton and Jack Nicholson

  grew up believing their grandmothers

  were their mothers and their mothers

  were their sisters.

  Olivia Newton-John

  was president of

  the Isle of Man Basking Shark Society.

  John Cleese, Michael Caine and Marc Bolan

  all bought Rolls-Royces

  before they could drive.

  The last words of Henry Royce,

  co-founder of Rolls-Royce, were:

  ‘I wish I’d spent more time

  in the office.’

  When The Office first aired in 2007,

  it had the second-lowest audience

  appreciation score on the BBC

  after Women’s Bowls.

  When Radio 4’s Woman’s Hour

  began in 1946, it had a male host.

  Early items included

  ‘Cooking with Whale Meat’ and

  ‘I Married a Lion-tamer’.

  ‘Broadcasting’ comes from farming –

  it originally meant scattering

  seeds across a field.

  Scolding and eavesdropping

  were illegal in England

  until 1967.

  Abortion was illegal in the UK

  for only 164 years,

  between 1803 and 1967.

  To avoid being caught breaking the law

  by a speed camera,

  you would have

  to be travelling at

  28,000 miles per hour.

  In 1999, a gang of thieves

  was forced to do community service

  along a road in Rotherham.

  The next spring the daffodils

  coming into bloom spelt out the words

  ‘shag’ and ‘bollocks’.

  A williwaw

  is a sudden gust of wind

  coming off a high plateau.

  Mollynogging

  is an old Lincolnshire word

  for hanging out

  with loose women.

  Areodjarekput

  is an Inuit word meaning

  ‘to exchange wives

  for a few days only’.

  A special bastard

  is someone born out of wedlock

  whose parents later married.

  Although they didn’t meet

  until they were teenagers,

  Prince Albert and Queen Victoria

  were born in the same year

  and delivered by the same midwife.

  The average human being

  gets through 900 skins in a lifetime.

  The air in an average-sized room

  weighs about 100 pounds.

  The US navy

  has more aircraft carriers

  than all the other navies

  of the world combined.

  An animal the size of an elephant

  could evolve to an animal the size of

  a sheep in 100,000 generations,

  but for an animal the size of a sheep

  to evolve to the size of an elephant

  would take 1.6 million generations.

  After a meal,

  a Burmese python’s heart

  grows by 40%.

  Squid travel faster

  when they jump through the air

  than they do under water.

  Lava can flow

  as fast as

  a sprinting greyhound.

  If melted down for scrap,

  a bronze medal from London 2012

  would be worth less than £3.

  In 2008, archaeologists in Cyprus

  found a 7th-century curse

  inscribed on a lead tablet that said,

  ‘May your penis hurt when you make love.’

  Nobody knows who made the curse,

  or why.

  The Malleus Maleficarum, a 15th-century

  treatise on witchcraft, warned that

  witches stole men’s penises

  and kept them in birds’ nests.

  The average person in the UK

  talks about the weather

  44 times a month to

  18 other p
eople.

  The average Briton

  suffers from 9,672 minor injuries

  over the course of a 78-year lifespan.

  The National Health Service

 

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