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1,227 QI Facts To Blow Your Socks Off

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by John Lloyd


  is the world’s 4th-largest employer

  after the US Defense Department,

  the Chinese Red Army

  and Walmart.

  The NHS has halved superbug deaths

  and saved 10,000 lives

  in the last four years simply

  by getting doctors and nurses

  to wash their hands.

  If everyone in the world

  washed their hands properly,

  a million lives

  could be saved a year.

  Mundungus n.

  The stench of tobacco.

  Quaquaversal adj.

  Going off in all directions.

  Pixilated adj.

  Slightly mad or confused,

  having been led astray by pixies.

  Rasceta n.

  The creases

  on the inside of the wrist.

  The first commercial chewing gum

  appeared in 1871, after Thomas Adams

  had failed to make car tyres from

  the same ingredients.

  The first chewing gum made by

  William Wrigley Jr (in 1892)

  was given away free

  with his baking powder.

  Lilt, the soft drink with the

  ‘totally tropical taste’,

  is completely unknown in the Caribbean.

  Before the Queen puts her shoes on,

  a member of the royal household

  wears them first

  to make sure they are comfortable.

  Spiders are extremely carnivorous.

  10,000 spiders sealed in a room

  will eventually result in

  one enormously fat spider.

  Americans eat 500 million pounds

  of peanut butter a year,

  enough to coat the floor

  of the Grand Canyon.

  Every month in the Netherlands,

  133 billion insects are killed

  colliding into cars.

  Once a year, on 22nd August,

  Prince Hans-Adam II,

  the ruler of Liechtenstein,

  invites the whole country

  to a party at his house.

  In online dating sites

  you are more likely to come across

  a teacher or lecturer

  than someone from any other profession.

  Since 1959, it has been legal

  to marry a dead person in France,

  providing you can prove the wedding

  was already planned.

  Warmduscher

  is German for ‘wimp’:

  a person so pathetic

  he only takes hot showers.

  A survey of

  a working-class area of London in 1915

  found only 12 houses with baths.

  Nine of them were being used

  for storage.

  One third of patent applications

  in America in 1905 were

  related in some way to the bicycle.

  Every year, a thousand letters

  arrive in Jerusalem addressed to God.

  In 2009, a retired policeman called

  Geraint Woolford was admitted to

  Abergale Hospital in north Wales

  and ended up next to another retired

  policeman called Geraint Woolford.

  The men weren’t related, had never met

  and were the only two people in the UK

  called Geraint Woolford.

  Geraint is the only word spoken

  in England and Wales that rhymes with

  ‘pint’ – though in Scotland you might hear

  ‘behint’ (Scots for ‘behind’).

  There are two rhymes in English

  for purple: curple, a strap passing

  under a horse’s tail, and hirple,

  to walk along dragging

  one leg behind the other.

  The African giant pouched rat

  can smell tuberculosis 50 times faster

  than a laboratory scientist

  can identify it.

  Electrons move

  along an electricity cable

  about as fast as

  honey flows.

  80% of people

  who die from anorexia

  are aged at least 45.

  A red blood cell

  can make a complete circuit

  of your body in 20 seconds.

  If your stomach acid

  got on to your skin

  it would burn

  a hole in it.

  A pumping human heart

  can squirt blood

  a distance of

  30 feet.

  When we blush,

  our stomach lining goes red too.

  Christopher Columbus

  suffered from arthritis in his wrist

  as a result of a bacterial infection

  caught from a parrot.

  John Wayne

  once won Lassie the Dog

  in a game of poker.

  The founder of match.com,

  Gary Kremen, lost his girlfriend

  to a man she met on

  match.com.

  At Ronnie Barker’s memorial service

  in Westminster Abbey in 2006,

  four candles were carried

  instead of the usual two.

  Despite playing the Fonz

  for ten years in the sitcom Happy Days,

  Henry Winkler never learned

  to ride a motorcycle.

  The maize needed

  to fill a single Range Rover’s

  petrol tank with biofuel

  would feed a person

  for a whole year.

  J. R. R. Tolkien

  typed the 1,200-page manuscript of

  The Lord of the Rings trilogy

  with two fingers.

  Quantophrenia

  is an obsessive reliance

  on statistics.

  The first published crossword

  was called a word-cross.

  The hand jive was invented

  at the Cat’s Whiskers club in Soho.

  The premises were so small and cramped

  that there was only enough room

  for people to dance with their hands.

  Feeding curry to a sheep

  reduces the amount of

  methane in its farts

  by up to 40%.

  More than half the trash

  collected on the summit of Ben Nevis

  is banana peel.

  You could listen to a radio on the Moon

  but it’s virtually impossible

  aboard a submarine.

  Radio waves travel

  much more easily through space

  than through water.

  Areas of the Moon include

  the Ocean of Storms,

  the Marsh of Decay

  and the Lake of Death.

  By law, buskers in Dublin

  must have a repertoire of

  at least 20 songs.

  The opposite of plankton is nekton –

  creatures that move through water

  at will, rather than merely drifting.

  Fish, dolphins and humans are nekton.

  When John Hetherington

  ventured out in public

  wearing the first top hat,

  it was considered so shocking that

  children screamed, women fainted

  and a small boy broke his arm

  in the chaos.

  In October 2008,

  inflation in Zimbabwe

  reached 231,000,000%.

  The average car in Britain is parked

  for 96% of the time.

  Casanova

  was a librarian.

  India has almost 155,000 post offices:

  more than any country in the world

  and almost twice as many as China.

  Chess, Ludo and Snakes and Ladders

  were a
ll invented in ancient India.

  Snakes and Ladders was called

  Moksha Patam – ‘the path to liberation’.

  South-east England

  has a lower annual rainfall

  than Jerusalem or Beirut.

  50 to 100 people kill themselves

  on the London Underground each year,

  but official records state that

  only three babies

  have ever been born there,

  in 1924, 2008 and 2009.

  Women make

  25% of the films in Iran,

  compared to

  4% in the US.

  By 2025, there will be more

  English speakers in China

  than in the rest of the world put together

  A new skyscraper

  is built in China every five days.

  By 2016, there will be four times as many

  as in the whole of the US.

  The electrical energy

  that powers each cell in our bodies

  works out at 30 million volts per metre,

  the equivalent voltage

  of a bolt of lightning.

  The Netherlands

  exports more soy sauce

  than Japan.

  Tokyo

  has three times as many

  Michelin-starred restaurants

  as Paris.

  Bricklehampton

  is the longest place name in the UK

  with no repeated letters.

  A vulture can safely swallow

  enough botulinum toxin

  to kill 300,000 guinea pigs.

  More than seven times

  as many people in the UK

  visit museums and galleries every year

  as attend Premier League football games.

  Manchester United

  is the most hated brand in Britain

  and the 7th most hated in the world.

  Angola has the world’s best record

  at football penalty shoot-outs.

  They have never lost one.

  Ants nod to each other

  as they pass.

  The Swiss

  own more guns per head

  than the Iraqis.

  Saudi women

  have won the right to vote,

  but not the right

  to drive to the polling station.

  In Norway, ‘Odd’ and ‘Even’

  are common male first names.

  You can even (oddly)

  have ‘Odd-Even’.

  Richard the Lionheart’s

  younger brother, John,

  was nicknamed ‘Dollheart’.

  A smellsmock is a priest

  who indulges in extra-curricular

  activities with his flock.

  Japanese sheep go

  ‘meh’.

  Gymnophoria

  is the sense that someone is

  mentally undressing you.

  A gynotikilobomassophile

  is one who loves to

  nibble women’s earlobes.

  The Afrikaans

  for an elephant’s trunk is

  slurp.

  Brenda

  means ‘inside’

  in Albanian.

  Baghdad means

  ‘God’s gift’

  in Persian.

  The first man to use the word

  ‘bored’

  was Lord Byron in 1823.

  The world’s oldest living thing

  is a patch of Mediterranean sea-grass

  between Spain and Cyprus.

  It is estimated to be 200,000 years old.

  The word

  Twinings

  in the tea company’s

  original 300-year-old typeface

  is the oldest continuously used

  commercial logo in existence.

  Every time he made a cup of coffee,

  Beethoven counted out exactly 60 beans

  to make sure it was always

  exactly the same strength.

  A female chimpanzee

  in a fit of passion has the

  strength of six men.

  Higgs bosons,

  assuming they exist at all,

  exist for approximately

  one zeptosecond –

  a thousandth of a billionth

  of a billionth of a second.

  The Hundred Years War

  lasted for

  116 years.

  There are more pigs in China

  than in the next

  43 pork-producing countries combined.

  Some pigs suffer from

  mysophobia,

  the fear of mud.

  Tyrosemiophile n.

  One who collects

  cheese labels.

  Ultracrepidarian n.

  Someone who doesn’t know

  what they’re talking about.

  Zemblanity n.

  Bad luck occurring

  just as expected:

  the opposite of serendipity.

  Zinzulation n.

  The sound made

  by power saws.

  The seven years’ preparation

  for the 2008 Beijing Olympics

  reduced unemployment in the city to zero

  and increased the average income by 89.9%.

  Many of the doves

  released at the opening ceremony

  of the 1988 Seoul Olympics

  were accidentally roasted alive

  when the Olympic flame was lit.

  More than 50% of Team GB’s medals

  in the 2012 London Olympics were won

  in sports where the athlete is

  sitting down or kneeling.

  At the 2012 London Olympics,

  which lasted for 17 days, the athletes were

  provided with 150,000 free condoms –

  approximately 15 each.

  British troops in India

  during the Second World War were issued

  with the memorable advice:

  ‘Defeat the Axis,

  Use Prophylaxis’.

  In 1951, more than 200 British MPs

  were voted in by over 50%

  of their electorate.

  In 2001, none were.

  99% of all the words in the

  Oxford English Dictionary

  do not derive from Old English,

  but 60% of the most

  commonly used words do.

  Francach is an Irish word

  that means both ‘rat’ and ‘Frenchman’.

  Argentine scientists have discovered

  that giving hamsters Viagra

  helps them recover from jet lag

  up to 50% faster.

  To dringle

  is to waste time

  in a lazy manner.

  The UK is the fattest nation

  in the European Union

  and the 28th-fattest in the world.

  The USA is the 9th-fattest nation

  in the world. Eight of the top ten

  are Pacific island nations, led by

  Nauru, Micronesia and the Cook Islands.

  The 1 million inhabitants of the

  Chinese city of Zhuji make 8 billion

  pairs of socks a year:

  35% of total worldwide

  sock production.

  In Italy, 13

  is not an unlucky number,

  but 17 is.

  Kailash Singh of India stopped

  washing after his wedding 38 years ago,

  hoping it would help him to have a son.

  To date, he has seven daughters.

  Schimpf-los is a 24-hour German hotline

  that allows customers to

  release pent-up aggression by

  swearing at telephone operators.

  Chamois can

  balance on a ledge

  less than two inches wide.

  Three-quarters of the French

  take their a
nnual holiday

  in France.

  The huge gong

  that was struck before Rank films

 

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