Son of a Crime God, Daughter of a Hoover

by Latoya Nicole

  “You act like you know her or know that she a good chick. She could be a hoe and not worth nothing more than a fuck. I’m having fun, but I like hanging with her.” His ass sighed like I was missing something.

  “I don’t have to know her. She’s Blaze Hoover’s daughter. That’s a war if you fuck over her. Some shit just not worth it. If I have to go to war with them nigga’s because you can’t keep your dick in your pants, me and you gone have a problem. You’re my son and I’ll tear the walls out of a bitch pussy over you, but just make sure the war is worth it.” Nodding, I got what he was saying.

  “Say less. It’s not like that though. We just hung out a couple of times and she gets me you know? Her crazy matched my crazy and that shit was refreshing. It was good to hang around somebody that understands you.” Pops laughed and drove off.

  “You have no idea. I’ve heard stories about Blaze. So, if she anything like her father, shorty need a check. Do she carry a Bic?” Laughing, I nodded my head yea.

  “First day I met her she set me on fire. Burned up the school library too.” We both laughed, and it felt good to talk to pops.

  “It sounds like you want her to be more than your friend. If you do, fuck another bitch.” Now I was lost.

  “Wait what?”

  “See, you think you know it all, but your ass don’t know shit. She’s mad at you and you don’t want her to be. Fuck another bitch, that shit gone piss her off. If she doesn’t get mad, you lost her. If she flame your ass up, you can get her back. Always remember that. As long as you can still piss a woman off, she still there. When she don’t give a fuck, just pack your shit.”

  “Oh, that won’t be hard at all. All these chicks want the kid.”

  “Get your dumb ass out and go change your clothes. If you ever snitch on me again, your ass gone be a dead kid. Don’t make me raise my arm bitch.” Shivering like I was scared, I opened the door and got out laughing. After cleaning myself off, I threw on some more white and headed downstairs. Pops was on the phone and he had his serious white boy voice on. Sitting down, I tried to listen, and it must have been someone from the school. When he hung up, he looked at me like he wanted to beat my ass.

  “They about to kick your dick slinging ass out of school. We gotta go get your mama and go to this meeting. You better have proof to show you didn’t take this lil white girl’s pussy. You know they will hang your ass over some white pussy.”

  “Nigga I told you I didn’t rape her. Y’all doing too much.” Before I could blink, his arm was raised, and his gun was in my face.

  “Fuck you talking to lil ass nigga? Let’s not forget, you out here trying to be me, but I am that nigga. I’ll blow the rest of your edges off. You got this shit twisted.” I laughed, but his ass didn’t find that shit funny. He lowered his arm, but he still kept cutting his eye at me. That nigga was waiting on me to say one word. No matter how tough you were or how crazy you were, it wasn’t a soul that wanted to hear that calling card. That nigga didn’t give second chances, so once them arms raised, it was a wrap.

  Pulling up, my mama got in the car with us and she was still pissed. We got to the school and as I was getting out, I heard pops tell my mama to remind him to throw some oil on me later. I laughed, and he cut his eye at me again. This nigga really wanted smoke.

  “Come on AARP, y’all taking too long.”

  “What the hell is AARP?” Pops was side eyeing me.

  “Angry ass retired people. I been riding around with y’all old upset asses all day. Damn. Smile before you can’t, it’s almost that time for you to lose them teeth my nigga.” They both had this dumb ass old look on they faces.

  “At least we not out here raping bitches. Come on takie takie. I don’t trust you back there walking with your mama. Zee Bae grab the bag out the trunk. Heading inside the dean’s office, we took a seat ready to see how this shit was gone play out.

  “Thank you all for coming in. Just know, we wouldn’t be here if the allegations against your son wasn’t this serious. We have several witnesses to collaborate Hannah’s story and I’m sorry, we won’t tolerate this type of actions at our school. Hannah’s parents have been very generous with their donations and it wouldn’t be fair to have this type of assault happen to their child and nothing happens. I’m sure you can understand my position.” Phantom stood up and I just knew he was about to stretch his arms. Instead, he grabbed the bag and poured it out on top of the man.

  “I’m sure Hannah’s parents have never contributed this kind of money. You have a million dollars on your desk free to do what you want with it, to make sure no one even stares at my son as if he is a predator. Are we clear?”

  “Sir, I can’t stop what people think about him. I can allow him to stay here after you have generously donated to the school, but I can’t make the allegations go away.” Putting my hand up to stop pops, I grabbed my phone and scrolled through my videos.

  “Look. Wait, that’s the wrong one.” Once I got the right one, I laid it in front of him.” He looked horrified and watched me walk away with her same witnesses. “Now, I can show you the next video with me fucking both witnesses, but you get my drift. Now, you can tell Hannah the ball is in her court. I’ll post this video and let this shit go viral. The entire school and world will see this shit.” Looking at my father, I gave him a smug look.

  “Like I said, not a look or it will go wrong for you. I’m going to assume you will talk to Hannah’s parents. I don’t think they want to see me.”

  “Handle that shit Jimmy.” Pops slapped him on his bald spot as I mocked him. Zee Bae ratchet ass gone grab some of the money back and stomp out. I couldn’t do shit but laugh at her.

  “What the hell you taking money for? You acting like a broke chick on the side of the stage grabbing the loose dollars that fell off a stripper.” Pops was mad she messed up his dramatic exit.

  “Because dummy, we only grabbed this money. I’m hot and hungry. I’m not driving five hours back home in that hot ass car with nothing to drink.” He shook his head as we got back in the car.

  “Oh pops, before you go, we got somebody else to handle.”

  “Nigga why you ain’t say that before I threw all the money on one mufucka?”

  “Not with money.” Realizing what I meant, you could see the excitement in his eyes, but he made sure not to look at Zee.

  CHAPTER NINE SPARK

  It’s been a week since the last time I saw Darryl and I wasn’t liking that shit. Low key, every time I left out the dorm, I made sure I was fly hoping I ran into him. His ass must have been avoiding me with his lil nasty ass. Walking back in the room, Lena was in there laughing with some girl I didn’t know.

  “Hey bitch. Did you hear what happened with that white Hannah?” I don’t know why her name sounded familiar, but I couldn’t have known her.

  “Naw, but I wouldn’t know anyway. I don’t know her.” You could tell it was something she wanted me to know, by the way she smiled and shit. Like she had some tea.

  “Well, she accused your boy Darryl of rape and the shit wasn’t true. He had a video of her giving him some head at a party and they kicked her out of school. They say his daddy threatened them though.” I don’t know why Lena was excited about someone getting kicked out of school. That shit was fucked up, sounded like shorty needed help to me. If someone do some shit like that, I think they not right in the head. Out of nowhere it hit me. Fuck, he was telling the truth. That’s why his ass was avoiding me, he didn’t want to see my ass. I really couldn’t blame him.

  “Well, if she did that shit, she needed to be kicked out. Shorty lucky that’s all that happened to her ass. She needed that ass beat low key.” Shrugging her shoulders, Lena looked unbothered.

  “I heard her daddy is well connected. I know you’re a Hoover and all, but I don’t think your daddy can touch his status. Lil Darryl just a thug, so he really needs to watch out.” She was pissing me off.

  “Andddd you’re a hater.” Walking out, I went to go get some
air. It was a guy standing by my car texting someone and I stood there waiting for him to move.

  “My bad shorty. This you?” Nodding my head, I thought he would move, but he didn’t. “Damn, you cute as shit. Let me take you out or something.” Looking him over, I wasn’t all that pleased. After seeing someone like Darryl, mediocre just wasn’t gone cut it. I needed something extra now and I hated that, but since Darryl wasn’t fucking with me, I said what the hell.

  “I’ll give you my number and we’ll talk about going out. I just don’t go out with any and every one.” His ass gave me a cocky smile, like he just knew I was gone want him. Unlocking his phone, he waited for him to give me my info.

  “What’s your name shorty.” For some reason, I didn’t want him to call me that. Darryl called me shorty and it just made me think of him.

  “Spark, don’t call me Shorty.” I was about to give him my number when he bust out screaming and jumping. Looking down, what the hell do I see? My daddy burning this nigga’s ankles. Instead of this dummy taking off running, he sat there and played hop scotch jumping up and down. Of course, this nigga Blaze kept right on lighting his shit up. “Daddy. Oh my God what are you doing here. Get your petty ass up.” Daddy stood up and I thought that would make him stop, but it didn’t.

  “Your lil curl ass thought you was good enough for my daughter? Huh silky smooth. Let’s see if this shit flammable.”

  “Daddy no.” Before I could get the no all the way out, my daddy had lit the guy hair on fire. I don’t know what he had in that curly fro, but that shit was flammable as hell. I didn’t want to laugh, but the way he took off running patting his head almost took me out.

  “What the fuck I tell you about trying to date one of these nothing ass niggas. You never know where I’m going to be Spark. You just never know. Remember that shit.”

  “Look pop up Patty. I didn’t even want dude. You’re going to have to accept me dating someone eventually. Trust me, if it’s serious, I’ll bring them home for you to meet. You don’t have to keep sleeping in bushes and shit.” He flicked his Bic and I cleared it up fast. “I mean stuff. Daddy, this is embarrassing. Please stop doing this. If I get a boyfriend, I promise to bring him home.”

  “Naw, you gone bring him home before you think he’s your nigga. Just know, if you try to bring a mf like that drippity drop ass nigga, imma light his ass up too.”

  “Ok daddy dang. Now can you go?” His ass flicked his Bic and I shut my ass up. His ass walked off and I don’t know where he disappeared to. That nigga popped up like a bitch that was looking for her guy in a bitch house. Shaking my head, I got in my car and drove off to my lil food spot. I was hoping to see Darryl since that was where we first met. When I pulled up, I saw his car and a smile spread on my face. Putting on my sexy walk, I went inside only to get my face broke.

  This nigga was sitting in there with a bitch cheesing and shit like she was giving him a dick rub under the table. Dropping to the floor, I looked to make sure she wasn’t playing with his shit and I smacked the floor a lil too hard. They both turned around and I had to compose my face, so they didn’t see I fucked my knee up. That bitch was throbbing, and I had to get up slowly. You could see the smirk on Darryl face and I wanted to slap that shit off. Heading over to his table, I decided to throw some salt in his game. All while keeping my Bic on standby just in case she got smart.

  “Did you know you eating with a rapist? Yup, this nigga not only takes pussy, but he will steal your fish right off your plate and pretend it wasn’t him. Run bitch.” The girl looked horrified, but the bitch didn’t move. He stood up and threw some money on the table. Giving me a look like he was disgusted, I motioned at her to come on.

  “Let’s go. Spark get a fucking life. You just wanted this dick and now you mad cus I moved on. You looking thirsty my nigga.” I flicked my Bic, but this nigga grabbed his drink and threw it at me. Shit put my lil flame right on out. What pissed me off the most was, the shit wouldn’t light back up. His ass shook his head and walked out. Following behind them, I had a trick for his ass. I jumped in my car and followed him to some house off campus. I guess she didn’t go to school with us or she was older. When they went inside, I drove off and went to the gas station. Grabbing another Bic, I saw some lighter fluid and grabbed that shit too. His ass had me fucked up, and he was gone learn today. Jumping back in my car, I headed back to the house I seen him at. Getting out, I poured the lighter fluid on her porch and yup, I flicked my mufucking Bic. Walking away from the house, I started screaming for him to come outside.

  “They say you walked on water, let’s see if your bitch ass can walk through the flames mother fuckerrrrr. Where you at baby bop? Bring your anointed ass out here so I can set your ass on fire too. You might give off a good burn since it’s holy oil. Darryl, where you at hoe?” The door opened, and his face let me know he was pissed. The flame had grown, and I swear my pussy jumped when I saw him walk through the fire with his arms stretched. Seeing him carrying his gold guns, I did something I’m sure he thought I wouldn’t do. My ass ran and got the fuck up out of there.

  My ass ran so fast, I lost my damn shoe. Not about to go back for that shit, I jumped in my car and drove off fast as shit. I didn’t stop until I got to the dorms. I knew that really wouldn’t save me, but I was hoping he wouldn’t kill me where there were witnesses. That nigga looked pissed, so I wasn’t sure what he would have done. When I got inside, Lena wasn’t there and now I knew I really fucked up. Not giving a fuck about her being able to get in the room, so I pushed the dresser in front of the door.

  I sat up in my bed watching the door for hours. If his ass was going to come in, I was going to be ready. After a while, my eyes started to get heavy and I knew I wouldn’t be able to stay up much longer. I knew my craziness would get me in trouble one day and I was seconds away from calling my daddy. Thinking that over, I decided against it. I still wanted to date the nigga and my daddy and uncles would kill him. Those were my last thoughts as I drifted off to sleep.

  “Cinder fucking rella, you dropped your shoe.” Hearing his voice, I was pissed at that flimsy ass cheap dresser Lena bought. This nigga still got in my room and I didn’t even hear his ass. I tried to keep my eyes closed playing sleep hoping he would leave, but I could feel his presence. He was close. My bed dipped down so I knew he was in the bed with me. I didn’t expect him to start rubbing my pussy though. I’ve never had that done before and I swear I think I leaked instantly. His hand slid in my leggings and his touch was so soft and gentle. His mouth covered mine and the kiss was exactly like I thought it would be. Gentle, but passionate. When I felt my leggings coming down, I got nervous as fuck.

  “I… I’ve never done this before. I’m a virgin.” When he didn’t stop, my body started to shake. Not because I was scared of him, but because I was about to have my first time after catching him with a girl. This was not how I imagined it. His mouth covered my pussy and all those thoughts went out the window.

  I never knew this was what head was like. The pressure felt good, but you could tell he wasn’t an expert at it. None of that mattered once I started grinding against his tongue. It took no time for me to cum, and I was ready for what was next. Well, I thought I was until he climbed up and laid next to me. I had the dumbest look on my face. Just when I thought I was finally about to lose my virginity, this nigga left me hanging high and dry. I almost wanted to set his ass on fire.

  “I’m not a rapist, but you know that already. Let me tell you something you don’t know about me. I’ve never kissed a girl, not even my mother. I’ve never gone down on a girl. I’ve never wanted to lay next to a girl because I wanted to. I want to fuck you bad as hell, but not like this. Not after tonight. I just wanted you to know, you matter. Make that the last time you try to set me on fire or you will lose me.” Out of all that he said, the one thing that stood out the most, was me not getting none. My lil cat was purring and his revelation only made me want him more. Pulling the cover over us, I turned towards him
and kissed him on the lips.

  “Hannah’s daddy is out for blood and he supposed to be some connected ass nigga. Make sure you’re careful out here.” He laughed and kissed me again.

  “You have no idea who I am do you?” Now I was looking at him crazy because I had no idea what the hell he was talking about. He was Darryl. My Darryl. The nigga was in school with me, so I had no idea what he was getting at.

  “All I know is you’re the member of The way and the truth missionary Baptist cathedral of dumb ass niggas in white holy church with your dad.”

  “My pops is Phantom.” He looked at me to see if there was any recognition. Sitting up, I looked at him like he was crazy. I don’t know how I didn’t put it together before now.

  “Wait. Black Jesus? The one that went crazy back in the day killing a bunch of bitches? Like that does the whole calling card thing?” I’ve heard stories, hell everybody did. We thought the shit was a myth. You know just some Urban tale.

  “The one and only. For the record, he wasn’t crazy, some bitch was drugging him, and it was the side effects. I’m not worried about Hannah’s daddy, if they come for me, I will be the last person he ever comes for. His white ass not ready for this kind of crazy.” I don’t know why, but his cockiness was turning me on. Climbing on top of him, I started kissing him and he let me. I wanted to have my first sexual experience and I wanted it to be with him. My hot ass started grinding on him and that nigga must have had super power control. His ass was a super negro. Stopping me, he kissed me and pushed me off him.

  “Shorty go your ass to sleep. You gone get this dick soon. Trust me, you gone wanna hold on to your sanity as long as you can. As soon as I put this shit in you, whewwww gone.” His ass did a hand motion like my mind was gone fly away. All the shit he talked, his dick better be worth it.

  “Whatever, since we can’t fuck, tell me what it was like growing up with Phantom.” Leaning over, he kissed me again.