I Think I'll Just Curl Up and Die
by Rosie Rushton
They thought their parents couldn't be more embarrassing – then they got worse! Well, what could be worse than having a pregnant mother (by Melvyn) like Laura? And they're not even married! Perhaps having a wannabe chef as a father and a mini-skirt clad mother who writes about you in the local paper, like Chelsea? What about Jemma's parents, who tell her she's too young to have a boyfriend – in front of her boyfriend? Or Sumitha's, who tell her boyfriend how suitable he is? And then there's Jon's mother, who seems to be getting on just a bit too well with a fellow interior design student ...