The Legend of Dan

An adult bawdy romp through time, space and credibility. Not for the young or those of delicate sensibilities.A knock on his door in the night heralds the beginning of a nightmare for the only out of work IT specialist in the country. Kara, the gorgeous woman who kidnaps him, wants to take down a mail-order company, known as the Consortium, bent on conquering the galaxy. But she is not everything she seems. After a deliberate misunderstanding of his name, Tom, Two-Dan $mith (sic) is set up as the unlikely hero for the mission, or in the mind of his captor, to become the cannon fodder.His first task is to free a race of invertebrates, the Mucronns, and help with the spawning of a new generation and then, in search of the Consortium's source of power, Tom is rushed across time and space to a planet inhabited by the Skagans, a race of immature Viking rejects. He loses the girl he has recently saved and ties up with an ale slinger of indeterminate origin, known as the...